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[716ers] Booty Call Agreements THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is EXCELLENT and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sweaty wild and fun sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) NOT Allowed 6. No plans made in advance allowed. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. Dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with benefits" we are just Cutty buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex (unless you are the Home owner) - it's over, get lost lol! 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I KNOW you did. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking, get out. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for yo ass!
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