- Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci. that man was a fucking genius. a visionary way beyond his time. i've heard he was a mad procrastinator though, so i'd love to go back in time and light a fire under his ass. see what else he could come up with.
- Michel de Nostredame (Nostradamos). i just wanna go back to throw a rock at him and call him a witch. that guy really freaks me out.
- Vincent Willem van Gogh because anybody who doesn't even get into painting until thier mid twenties and then in ten short years is able to create over two thousand works has my respect to the fullest. plus i'd love to talk to him those last two years where he went kinda nuts and cut off his ear and shit. i'd be like "really Leo? really? are things really that bad?" then i'd buy him some more absinthe.
- Megas Alexandros (Alexander the Great) just to see if he was really gay. i still can't believe that shit.
- and as long as i'm meeting military leaders i'd love to meet Genghis Khan. i mean, what a fucking badass.
- i wanna meet the first guy to look at those things hanging off of a cow's stomach and go "gee, i wonder what that stuff's gonna taste like?" weird ass mother fucker.
- that first english dude who put the steering wheel on the wrong side. be all "[bitch slap] no dumbass. it goes over here."
- oh, and that first biologist who was like "that's a male seahorse" and the other guys are like "dude it's having kids" and he's all "uh...male seahorses have the kids..." um...no [bitch slap]
- and for nostalgia's sake, myself back in '01 just so i could punch myself in the face