The "All Night Club" is a select group of elite, ungentlemanly professionals that originated April 13, 2006 in the Atlantic City Bachelor Party of the Year for our boy "Sloth" Tinsman. 7 individuals stand as the Founding Fathers:
President and Networking Specialist: Danny Tinsman
Vice President and Personnel Security Manager: Mario "High Five" Orsini
Human Resources Director and Transportation/Fashion Coordinator: Justin "Train" Ruble
Legal Assistant: Clay "Shooter" Michael
Janitor and Liability: Wes "Slop" Kees,
Special Educator and Sportsman: Allen "Plane" Corbin
Background Investigator:: Nate "King of Crown" Oester
*The group does not so much believe in seeing the sunrise, but instead starting the drinking process early and intaking those sodas in extreme fashion until bewilderingly retarded. Though, some would say we are like that sober. One also must be a cynical, sarcastic above society omnipotent individual.
Initiation procedures: Pledge yourself to a committment of brotherhood and professional drinking. Receive at least two of three "yes" votes from the 3 top members of the society: Sloth, High Five or Train! You also must take a 7 shooter out of the shot glass of fame with an "All Night Club" member in attendance to appreciate your feat. At that point, congratulations and welcome to the newest and most sophisticated group known to the Eastern Panhandle. CLASSIC!
ALL NIGHT CLUB WELCOMES ED "PAINTBALL TOOLBOX" ZIOBRON AND DREW "KID SHAM" LAMB TO THE DISTINGUISHED ORDER.
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