I like to consider myself an artist, not by profession, but by the way I see the world.
So what should I say to convince you that I am worthwhile? Yes this is the perfect opportunity for shameless self advertisement ok let’s go: I am independent. I love my possessions but I do not need anyone. I don’t know how to display affection but I'm working on it. I see beautiful people and I see ugly people. I need someone to teach me how to say “You fucked up†nicely. I aim to be extraordinary because it is the only way for me to validate my existance. I am very generous, especially towards grateful people. I condemn people who forget what others have done for them. I believe in kindness, I believe in loyalty, and I believe in money. I want the world to know me, so I can share with them my stories. I am a dreamer, even though bitterness has made me less naive. I love my friends to death, without them my pursuits would become purposeless and accomplishments meaningless.
personal site: www.truethoughts.net
Hutchinson's Law: "If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction."
Jones' Law of Zoos and Museums: "The most interesting specimen will not be labeled."
Harrison's Postulate: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
Perkins' Postulate: "The bigger they are, the harder they hit."
Loftus' Fifth Law of Management: "Some people manage by the book even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book."
Hecht's Fourth Law: "There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do."
Parkinson's Fifth Law: "If there is a way to delay an important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it."
i make beautiful clothes:
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