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ZIMMER

I am here for Friends

About Me

Been married for 16 fabulous years (to the Devil!!, but she is a smoking hot mama), have 2 boys (18 and 15), work for the Gov't (secret agent man), party with friends, watch a ton of hockey (Go Flyers!) and basically keep busy on "projects" in my shop. What you see is what you get. All about "shits & giggles"! oh ..... and BOOBS! ..... I love the juggies!!

My Interests

Drinkin', hanging around with friends - drinkin' and I don't mind going out for the odd drink. When I'm not doing any of this .... I drink!

I'd like to meet:

I thought it said meat ..............I was thinkin', yah - I love steak, roasts and chops!

Music:

NO RAP, JAZZ, HIP HOP or BOY BAND SHIT .... anything else goes. Old school metalhead, I is.

Movies:

Anything thing with boobs, guns and fightin' ... Not necessarily in that order.

Television:

Hockey, football and porn ... Not necessarily in that order.

Books:

Huh? Read? .......... I'm out!

Heroes:

I don't get that show?

My Blog

Whats new? Oh, Ill tell you, alright ...........

My oldest boy just started University, here in town. The school side of life has been good, but ........... he has now picked up 2 speeding tickets while driving to and from the campus. They came in t...
Posted by ZIMMER on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:53:00 PST

My boy graduated from High School.

So, there we are, the wife and me watching all the kids come up to the stage to receive their diplomas. The VP reads a little blurb about the kid and adds a little of his own. Some were serious and so...
Posted by ZIMMER on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:41:00 PST

The Jage Stag .... as I remember it!

I called my buddy's stag "Jage Stag" because we all drink copius amounts of Jagermeifter (mixed with Red Bull - it's a great combo shooter).I was running late to the bus rendezvous house. It was OK ca...
Posted by ZIMMER on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PST

Apparently, I've got a new girlfriend? Read this e-mail, I got!

Hello my friend!!!! You probably do not know who I and what for I have written to you the letter. I shall start with that that I would like to explain to you who I and what for I wrote to you the let...
Posted by ZIMMER on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST

Funny?

So, I'm sitting there (you figure out where!) and I look down and realize that's not my underwear I'm wearing! They're Dakota brand, I have Stansfield.I just grab whatever is in the drawer at home. Th...
Posted by ZIMMER on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

More evidence I may be an idiot!

Follow up to the wife and kids on the Disney Cruise. She's checked in via e-mail, admitted it's lame but everyone is very nice. She misses me (must have been drinkin') and the kid's miss me, too. Now...
Posted by ZIMMER on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

Ever make a decision and stick to it ... even though you didn't want to?

I have .... and it's hurting something fierce! Readers Digest version .... My Mother In-law inherited some money. She decided to take her kids and their kids on a Disney boat cruise, without consulti...
Posted by ZIMMER on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:20:00 PST

Ahhhh, Christmas and I have the spirit!

It just so happens I've been playing allot of beer league hockey this week - which equals allot of booze drinking and late nights. So, yesterday I was running on fumes (from hitting the sheets at 3 AM...
Posted by ZIMMER on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

Kids!

Apparently "pay-backs" is not a bitch, but a bastard .... and he's 17! Gave my oldest our old car (1993 Intrepid). Thinkin it was a good safe first car. He has the stereo and I put new paint on it. I...
Posted by ZIMMER on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

NO KARLS!

SORRY, NO KARLS AS FRIENDS! HAHAHAHAHA ....... fuckin' Hot Karl!
Posted by ZIMMER on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST