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Father says it, mother says it Sister says it, brother says it Uncle says it, Auntie says it Everyone at the party says The horse says it, the pig says it The judge in his wig says it The fox and the rabbit And the nun in her habit says My mate Bill Gates says it The President of the United States says it The slacker and the worker The girl in her burqa says The general with his tank says it The man at the bank says it The soldier with his rocket And the mouse in my pocket says The drug-addled wreck With a needle in his neck says it The drunk says it, punk says it The brave Buddhist monk says The blind referee says it The unlucky amputee says it The giant killer bee Landing on my knee says The cop with his breathalyser The paddy with his fertiliser The man in the basement That's getting a taste for it says The fucked-up Rastafarian says it The dribbling libertarian says it The sweet little Goth With the ears of cloth says The cross-over country singer says it The hump-backed bell ringer says it The swinger, the flinger The outraged right-winger says The man going hiking says it The misunderstood Viking says it The man at the rodeo And the lonely old Eskimo says The mild little Christian says it The wild Sonny Liston says it The pimp and the gimp And the guy with the limp says The blind piano tuner says it The Las Vegas crooner says it The hooligan mooner Holding a schooner says The Chinese contortionist says it The backyard abortionist says it The poor Pakistani With his lamb Bhirriani says The hopeless defendant says it The toilet attendant says it The pornographer, the stenographer The fashion photographer says The college professor says it The vicious cross-dresser says it Grandma and Grandpa In the back of the car says The hack at the doorstep says it The midwife with her forceps says it The demented young lady Who is roasting her baby On the fire BABE, I'M ON FIRE! The athlete with his hernia says it Picasso with his Guernica says it My wife with her furniture Everybody! The laughing hyena says it The homesick polish cleaner says it The man from the Klan With a torch in his hand says The Chinese herbologist says it The Christian apologist says it The dog and the frog Sitting on my log says The foxhunting toff says it The horrible moth says it The doomed homosexual With the persistent cough says The Papist with his soul says it The rapist on a roll says it Jack says it, Jill says it As they roll down the hill The clever circus flea says it The sailor on the sea says it The man from the Daily Mail With his dead refugee says The hymen-busting Zulu says it The proud kangaroo says it The koala, the echidna And the platypus too says The disgraced country vicar says it The crazed guitar picker says it The beatnik, the peacenik The apparachick says The deranged midnight stalker says it Garcia Lorca says it The hit man, Walt Whitman And the haliototic talker says The wine taster with his nose says it The fireman with his hose says it The pedestrian, the equestrian The tap-dancer with his toes says The beast in the beauty pageant The pimply real estate agent The beach-comber, the roamer The girl in a coma says The old rock'n'roller With his two-seater stroller And the fan in the van With the abominable plan says The menstruating Jewess says it The nervous stewardess says it The hijacker, the backpacker The cunning safecracker says The sports commentator says it The old alligator says it The tennis pro with his racquet The loon in the straight jacket The butcher with his cleaver says it The mad basket weaver says it The jaded boxing writer And the glass-jawed fighter says The old town cryer says it The inveterate liar says it The pilchard, the bream And the trout in the stream The war correspondent says it The enthused and the despondent says it The electrician, the mortician And the man going fishin' says The cattleman from Down Under says it The patriot with his plunder says it Watching a boat of full of refugees Sinking in the fucking sea The silicone junky says it The corporate flunky says it The Italian designer With his rickshaw in China says The trucker with his juggernaut says it The lost astronaut says it The share cropper, the bent copper The compulsive shopper says The Viennese vampire says it The cowboy round his campfire says it The game show panellist The Jungian analyst says The hairy arachnophobic says it The scary agoraphobic says it The mother, the brother And the decomposing lover says BABE, I'M ON FIRE! BABE, I'M ON FIRE!Hit me up, baby, and knock me down Drop what you're doing and come around We can hold hands till the sun goes down Cause I know That you And I Can be Together Cause I love you
Peter Bjorn and John "Lay It Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTq9tHD5kAo
We Share Our Mother's Health - The Knife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617ANIA5Rqs

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jarvis Cocker, John Cale, Jimmy Cliff, Julian Casablancas, Johnny Cash, Jesus Fuckin Christ.
You Are 68% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Flow

i'm in your bloodstream and i'm flowing at magnificent speeds down this warm river of red straight from your head, straight into your heart when I arrive, will I find Heaven or Hell or just a cold emp...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:17:00 GMT

Something inside...

There is something inside I can taste it when it breathes I want to tear it out I want to make it bleed You have yours too I can see it in your eyes So close them and kiss me And we can escape Let me ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:08:00 GMT

the shell

I'm a shell of a person, a heartbroken dog im pouring my blood into this myspace blog i'm a creeping ivy, im your dieing breath Scream it all out until there's nothing left I'm a weeping wound th...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:05:00 GMT

MUTINY IN HEAVEN!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Well i turned, and fled this fucking heap on doctored wings. My flailing pinions, with splints and rags and crutches. (Damn things nearly hardly flap) Canker upon canker upon ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:29:00 GMT