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Learn to swim

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About Me

I live in Iowa, home of the complacent and the bored. Cold is an excellent way to describe the state and most the people in it. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Reading, Music (listening to it, playing it, writing it), Slacking, Reckless Abandon, Football, Self Destruction, etc.

I'd like to meet:

People to hang out with, it's hard when the only people I ever meet are other drunks at a bar.

Music:

Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, KoRn, the Cure, Depeche Mode, Tori Amos, Motorgrater

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, Fight Club, Alice in Wonderland...so obviously anything by Dan Brown or Chuck Palhniuk (sp?), On The Road

Heroes:

Willy Wonka, Alice, Hunter S. Thompson, Warren Ellis

My Blog

Another year older, sweet.

Wow, I haven't been on here in a while. Last week was my birthday and I drank a lot of Jack Daniels. So much that I pretty much have to take everyone's word that I had a good time, thanks to everyone ...
Posted by Learn to swim on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

Thou shalt not steal...

Fore I have a very short fucking temper. And while I'm sure that no one who reads this had anything to do with breaking in to our car and stealing only my wallet - thanks for not stealing the cds, and...
Posted by Learn to swim on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:19:00 PST

Quick update

Sorry, i have not posted on here in forever, especially because this is the only way i communicate with most of you lately. I've been very busy, me and Jenn moved into a place together, a nice little ...
Posted by Learn to swim on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

A Quarter Century of Jeremy!

So, my birthday is April 20th, that is like three weeks from today. Last year we had a huge party and a lot of people showed up, and we all got hammered and had a good time. I have decided that we are...
Posted by Learn to swim on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:41:00 PST

Las Vegas actually means "the Meadows"

So yes, I made it back alive to this cold ass state, actually, it's kind of nice now. Anyway, Vegas was awesome, lots of drinking, eating well, and a little gambling. I also walked the strip I think a...
Posted by Learn to swim on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:08:00 PST

Las Vegas, which of course must be spanish for The Vegas

It is that time, in about six hours I will be departing boring cold Cedar Rapids, IA, for Las Vegas. I cannot wait, I have never been before, and it should be a good time. I will only be there for a c...
Posted by Learn to swim on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:57:00 PST

I heart my new job

Finally, I have returned to the world of full time work. I can stop being a financial burden to all around me, and maybe my girlfriend won't leave me because i'm not so much of a loser ...? Nice. So I...
Posted by Learn to swim on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:34:00 PST

sh!t f*ck

crap damn, what a horrible fucking week....the worst in a long time, all the way around...and to end it...I have a god damn black eye...that pretty much sums up the last 7 days or so. I'll see if I ca...
Posted by Learn to swim on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:44:00 PST

One more year down the drain...

It seems really obvious to just go ahead and try and recap what has happened in the last year...but I don't really wanna go through those things again...in fact just thinking about it now, is a little...
Posted by Learn to swim on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:02:00 PST

And salvation lies, behind those dead eyes that watch you while you sleep every night...

Oh man, how fucking boring of a month...I actually shoveled my driveway the other day because I was bored and I don't have cable, then I go out this morning and we've got like five damn inches or some...
Posted by Learn to swim on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 02:33:00 PST