I grew up with rednecks, I live in a city now and Im fucking confused!
I have a few things in life that are more then important to me.
Family - Now that Im older and I just joke around about calling my brothers dicks its like a whole different experience. We fought alot as usual brothers do but I love the 2 of them like crazy. Even though one shaved off his sweet sideburns and doesnt have stolen boxes of reese peanut butter cups anymore and another one lives 1000's of km's away and I talk to him like once a week I consider the 2 of them my best friends. As lame as this sounds and not like it really matters, Im proud of both of them and what they have overcome in their lifetime. My dad is one of my favortie people in the world and being the one and only Sailor Pilot makes it even better. My mom is a good woman who supported the 3 of us even when we fucked up beyond belief. Which leaves me with one more person. He is my favortie person in the ENTIRE world. Owen is my little man and he makes up 50% of Team Awesome. Believe it or not, he took every little bit of insecurity I ever had and made it disappear. Its unreal how much you can love someone when they can hardly even write their own name. Callista is right up there with all the rest of them. Only I can do things with her I cant do with the rest of my family. Shes without a doubt my bestfriend and I dont know where I would be in life without her.
Friends - Ive learned in the past that the friends I have now are friends that Im glad to have and the ones that dropped me in the past can go fuck their hat. You werent worth it anyways. My best friend since grade 9 is a fella named Woody. Hes dirty and loves boobs. We've done some STUPID retarded shit and everytime I sit back and look at it I laugh harder and harder. We've seen each other grow from drunken high school kids to working stiffs and then parents.
Music - I love to play music and while I have, I have played with some awesome bands and some of them are now my favorites I listen to. Theyre not famous but they were rad in my eyes and ALOT better then some of this shit that people are listening to now. Im a singer in a hardcore band called Destroy Hope. Cody, Chad, Matt and Jay are without a doubt the best guys I have ever played with and they make it crazy fun. Check it out www.myspace.com/destroyhopehardcore and while youre at it check out www.myspace.com/porcelainproductions Theyre the production company that takes care of us for lining up shows and what not. Josh is an awesome dude and he works hard at what he does. Hes a diehard.
Other little things about me:
I love Guiness beer
I could watch Family Guy for days
Im a Macintosh Toffee freak
My real friends are the SHIT!
Im all about going for mad drunks at the Top Hat when Dan comes home
Im a text messaging junkie
I watch Peoples Court faithfully every night
Judge Mathis comes in a close second to Peoples Court
I play alot of Swing Away Golf on PS2
I love Steak And Eggs
I live for Hardcore/punk music
I like to go places I dont even know exist
I am going to see England, Ireland and most of Scandinavia before I turn 35. Key West is gonna see my ass again too
I have a wall in my hallway started with pictures and drawings of Owen
I love horror movies but I feel the Saw movies were a bit overkill
Owen and I have the same shaped heads and the EXACT same thumbs
I have a few dislikes and things that play on my every last nerve. Theyre little things that some people wouldnt find to be of great "pissing-off-ness" but they still set me right off. #1 - Politics, politicians and our brainless fucking government. I dont vote. And yes, it gives me a right to bitch. More so then people who cast their votes and put these assholes into their positions. #2 - American Idol and this rockstar reality tv garbage. Its bullshit. We already have Americas Next Top Model. Judge someone for their musical abilities and not for what they look like. A person doesnt have to "appeal to the public" or however that douchebag Simon says it. So fuck Clay Aikin, fuck Rex Goudy and more importantly... fuck J.D Fortune. INXS sucked before and you had to go and make them even worse. #3 - Car people. Stop trying to over compensate for what your lacking. Its a piece of metal with an engine that was designed to get you from point a to point b. P.S - I like to give your cars a litte tap with my door when Im getting out in the parking lots. Ive also pissed on some, kicked some, smashed those stupid neon lights that you have around your license plates, keyed some and come to think of it, pissed in a camaros window while it was down when I was drunk one night. Thats what you get for having those stupid plastic spinner rims from canadian tire, flames on the side and those stupid neon lights on the bottom. #4 - People who base their life around "clubbin". Its wayyyyy to easy for me to slam someone based on this so I wont bother to give any examples. Moving along..... #5 - Law enforcement and people who wear uniforms who think its their god given right to act like a dick head JUST because they can and we cant say or do anything about it (see my first example about the government/government ran operations). Primarily the HRM police force and a certain RCMP officer in Kingston that we will name Israel. Because thats his name.
Well that seems to be about it.
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