"I present to you...unleashed in the east - best dressed in the west - sorted in the north - without a doubt in the south.The queen of queenbees - lioness of juda - Pheonix from the ashes risen.Undefeated Undisputed feather weight champion on all 5 continents. Worldrecord holder with a highscore of two gazillion in tetris. Two time recipient of the nobel prize for super foxxiest female ever, and war time consiliere to the cosa nostra. She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for aids and the suprise blindfold greeting. She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon, game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends. She suckerpunched einstein, outsmarted ali and even out super freaked rickjames. The most decorated proffesional field operative in the industy - and in the streets - with a perfect trackrecord since kindergarden where she used to whoop schoolboy-ass Shes listed in section 202 of the united nations security act of 1979 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace In this world of tension pressure and pain she is known by men and women of all origin and faith for her wisdom, compassion and relentless determination in the quest to get paid!.."