Unreconstructed Stalinists, deadbeat intellectuals, organic farmers working on a late-afternoon schedule, David Thibodeau and Jane Fonda.
But more to the point, we've all met celebrities, and I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! Local celebrities, national celebrities, international pop idols -- whether you were totally ignored or you totally scored, post a comment on it below. You don't have to be the person stitching Keith Richards' head back together, or have belted Quentin Tarantino in the back of the head (although I definitely want to hear about that!), and you don't even necessarily have to tell the perfect truth. Many thanks to those who have already taken up the banner and joined the cause!
A number of people have said, "But, Geoff, I don't know any celebrities." But believe me, I can see right through your lies to their poorly-hidden cop out and evasion. Help me out here, give me some love. Also, if a friend of yours not on MySpace has an awesome story, go ahead and post that. We're all about speaking for the voiceless here. But if s/he IS on MySpace, I'm ALWAYS looking for someone to be fixed up with.