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Jiggity Josh

Damn you Jimmy Buffet!!!!!

About Me

So I was told the other day by a close friend of mine I have the ability to do two things, either make people laugh uncontrollably, or cry uncontrollably. Sometimes both. While being drunk when they told me this, it made me think a while,, (or at least it seemed a while, I WAS drunk ya know) that is the truth. That is about the best way I can describe myself. Other than my cunning wit and deadly sarcasm I am a big douche. If you piss me off, be prepared to have the infantry unleashed on your ass...So be a dear and don't be a dick. :-)

My Interests

Athletics of any type, (almost any type) hanging out at home, Mixed Martial Arts, sleeping, various types of racing, automobiles, and art.

I'd like to meet:

A girl who I can trust whole heartedly and look at and smile every time no matter what. A girl who doesn't have to put make-up on all the time, someone who loves dogs, someone who is understanding and forgiving. Someone who is a dork like me, loves to be lazy and just hang out, not selfish or self-centered, love the outdoors and camping. Someone who seeks to build me up and not break me down, a girl who will appreciate me for who I am and not what I can give to her, someone who is family oriented, loves kids, and can understand that life isn't always what you would like for it to be. Most importantly, i'd like to meet a girl who I can trust without a shadow of a doubt, and she would trust me too.

Music:

All types, I don't have a favorite.

Movies:

Ocean's 11, Snatch, Fight Club, Troy, Meet Joe Black,,, see where this is going????

Television:

Scrubs, The Office

Books:

Paradise Lost, The Art of War, All Quiet on the Western Front, Aristotle - Complete Works, Mark Twain,

Heroes:

My parents, Jared Shoemaker, my entire family. We're nuts.

My Blog

I've just decided.

That I am going to screw everything and go ahead and get tattoo's all over my body.For the longest time I have wanted to get this tattoo, or that design, or that would look cool on my body until I am ...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Freak yourself out lately?

     So I haven't been able to sleep lately. Don't know what it could be from, all I know is when I get the rare ability to sleep, I jump on it faster than a cheap French whore wit...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

Whoa, i'm freaking out man...

     So while I am still unable to sleep, (goddamn insomnia) I took the time to look through some of my friends profiles and it hit me.      People are getting ...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:23:00 PST

Good Story about a dirty pirate hooker who tried to lie her way out of it.... CLASSIC!!!!

The Reversal of "This was no accident" -I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:I got a vasectomy.I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish st...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

Friendship, Loyalty, and Character.

     Okay so I know I am one of the worst judges when it comes to that but I was wondering, does anybody have all three of these aforementioned traits? I, being the ultimate judge ...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST