I'm a fan of adult beverages, nicotine, and days that end in "Y". My favorite part of eating out, other than not having to do the dishes....yes, dining out, what did you think I was talking about.....is overhearing how some people speak to the waitstaff. Rude people make me smile! It's just so nice to know, right away, that you never want to talk to someone again.
I'm looking forward to being at Sunday River almost every day this winter, and always enjoy a movie, even if it's a really bad one. I'm working on killing my Telivision, or at least my addiction to it, but really, how much fun would life be without, Rescue Me, Deadwood, or the Daily Show?
Yes Colbert, I left you out on purpose!
I'm a narcissist with an inferiority complex. I know I'm addicted to nicotine. I recently shaved my beard, so none of these pictures really look like me. I enjoy all of the finer things in life; nice meals, great company, inspiring music, worthless sitcoms, lazy days, bad acting, bowling and pancakes. I start, many sentences in a row with "I". Lolligager!
Loud noises startle me and I prefer my shoes and socks to be dry. I know I could use a haircut, but I would rather wait until I perfect my new anti Rogaine formula. It's a cream that you rinse in your hair every day that keeps your hair from growing; so you can keep that sexy haircut forever! I'm very particular about my hat.
I know I'm weird, but thanks for noticing anyhow. Some people think I'm a bit of a geek, but I insist that I am a dork. (Geeks make a lot more money!) Definately an animal lover, but strangely not a vegetarian. I'm easygoing, unless seriously antagonized. I have no favorite color, song or movie and generally do not wear scarfs. (I make exception for the one my sister made for me.) Waffle Iron!
I wouldn't mind a massage twice a day.....or even once a week....but definately more often than once every third year. (has it really been three years since someone rubbed my shoulders?) I enjoy cooking....but mostly just because I'm a fan of eating.
I've been trying to read more than I watch TV, unsuccessfully. I can't really decide whether to vacuum the cob webs from the house or my love-life...i should do at least one....but I'm feeling lazy. Plus......I really dislike the sound the vacuum makes.
What am I looking for? I'm not looking anymore. No.....I haven't found someone special.....I just realize that some things can't be found by searching.
Today I will not do the dishes.
I do enjoy occasionally having three too many adult beverages.....but only with good company. I'd hang out with bad company....but since they made it big.....they stopped calling.
I was told once by someone I truly cared for that "I just don't think you would take a relationship seriously..." She doesn't know me as well as I thought.
Currently my back is a little sore from stacking way too little firewood today. I'm certainly not a wonderful cook...but I am getting better each day. If I could spend every day in my pajamas.....I would.
Watching the Daily Show makes me giggle.....so do lots of things. I laugh at impatient people...whether they're in a restaurant or hurrying toward a red light. I'd like to think I'm pretty smart...but i failed out of community college. My current dream is to buy land and build a house....grow some of my own food and have some livestock...nothing on a commercial scale....just don't want to have to go to the store as often.....
......my favorite part of life is skiing....this winter is going to be the best yet since I'm about 12 1/2 minutes from Sunday River.....Hooray WINTER!!!!!!!
Who do I enjoy spending time with? Anyone who is daring enough to respect me. Someone who is kind enough to show me compassion. Someone who is bright enough to know that I'm not particularly smart and yes, I do in fact, need a lot spelled out for me. How much can you expect from someone with an honorary High School Diploma? Watch out...I may be President someday.
What do I really dislike? Not very much.....mostly indecisiveness, deceit, and bigotry, and as mentioned before, the vacuum. (The machine, not the abscence of matter.)
Here at Myspace.com......we are having a Wondermutt inventory reduction sale...all Wondermutts have been sale priced and won't last long!
Enough about me.....I wouldn't mind learning everything there is to know about someone else....i already know me. I'd be satisfied even knowing just a little about someone new.....
....ahhhhhh......someone new......
So...you should know.......I'm not really a Topiary Cow.....I'm really more of a regular people type person.....you know the type..... silly .... serious .... handsome ....destined to be famous....I don't like people....but strangely i enjoy being social.....
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