My tongue is pressed so hard in my cheek it will make you shit your fucking pants.
My general interests are God. I am one of those annoying God fanatics.
Everyone. Even if I hate all of them.
I want to meet people who own nice cheese.
OK, so I kind of have a thing for saxophones.
Kind of.
I like all kinds of music. Even country. OK, well, New Age music can suck it. New Age: Music For People Who Can't Handle Music. Right now, my favorite band is definitely Pink Floyd. I like Jack White and Skerik and Creedence, too. My favorite rap label is Quannum Projects. It is tied in first place along with my other favorite rap label, Stones Throw Records. I'm super excited that Tommy Guerrero signed to Quannum. I love The Faint, so I guess that makes me part emo. I love Morphine. I love to listen to Brad Nowell sing. MF Doom is my favorite rapper. I love the album by King Geedorah. Rahsaan Roland Kirk is my favorite instrumentalist. Archie Shepp made the best album I have ever heard. RIP J-Dilla. Mike Patton rules. Gnarls Barkley is bad ass, but I'm burnt out on that shit. I hate Nickelback. I hate The Black Eyed Peas. I love Billy Joel, so that makes me cheesy. Downloading music is evil. If you download music, I hate you. If you pay for what you download, I hate you a little bit less. Get off your ass and go down to your friendly record store. The kids who work there might seem like assholes, but they're really great. I promise.
Forrest Gump.
I like to be on television but I don't like to watch it. Television is evil and you know it. See- you're knowing it right now. You can't fool me, I know you know it. I know it, too. But I do love The History Channel.
Non-fiction, by far.
Sidekick
Only Erin Brassington. Only the cutest littlest sidekickest friend I've ever had. Ever. For ever and ever.
Hate
I hate Maria.
Megan Marshall
Cousin Avi
Jules Winnfield
The Dude
Kelsy Sneed
and I guess D'art, too
AND OF COURSE, ELIZABETH!
Roger Allen Smith is a hero of mine.
Jenn Luddington told me that pretty girls don't have souls and I believe her.
Kristofo
My real hero is named Ann Ingham. She passed on April 10, 2007. She was 90. Every person at her funeral was jealous of her. It was comical.
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