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About me.......Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Rangers Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook."But I'm not a Rangers fan," the little hero replied."Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," said the reporter. "Yankees Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Yankees fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Rangers or Yankees. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Red Sox fan," the child replied. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Boston kills Beloved Family Pet."Q: What do Trot Nixon and Michael Jackson have in common? A: They both wear a glove on their right hand for no apparent reason!A logic problem: A person finds themselves locked in a room with the following: a gun two bullets a rattlesnake a bengal tiger and, a Red Sox fan What should that person do? Shoot the Red Sox fan twice.

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Greeks vs. ItaliansA Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

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