About Me
Hi my name is Ned Flanders. I have two wonderful boys, Rod and Todd. My wife Maude was killed. I also own a left-handed store. I like:Ziggy comics,
Little baby ducks,
"Sweatin' to the Oldies" Volumes I, II and IV ,
Scratching mosquito bites,
Listening to flourescent lights ,
The smell of typewrite ink ,
"The Grateful Dead" (presumably) ,
Plain white bread with a glass of water on the side for dippin',
Troubled troubadour David Crosby,
Bob Sagatand my dislikes are:The post office,
my parents ,
"Othello" with Peter Marshall ",
Peanutbutter ,
Dune buggies
