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About Me


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In a sea of madness I think I would stand out somehow.
I know what I like, and its enough for me.
I still want to know what "the birds and the bees" speech is about.
I think people flock over actors because they enact life with passion the rest of us don't use.
"There is nothing quite as embarrassing as not having the right words."
The only injury I've recieved from a sword was inflicted by falling glass.
I need video games to keep myself sane.
I wonder how the French feel about not winning the Tour de France.
My thoughts are like clouds, the precipitation can easily drown me.
I've always been able to talk my way out of confrontation.
I only speak out of turn if you're being stupid.
Seeing people be nice to strangers inspires me to try harder at life.
I once landed on my neck so hard that I couldn't move.
There is never enough cake with my frosting.
I would describe my happiness as a blissful haze that makes me impervious to attacks by hawks.
The only person I've punched in the face was a friend of mine.
I like to get light-headed enough to lose my sight and try to walk into another room and bring something back with me.
The only dogs I've ever been bitten by were my own.
I'm always the last to know. Especially when its about me.
Most of my dreams are about nothing at all.
I wonder what it sounds like to be shot in the head.
My cup is only half full if thats all I was given to begin with.
My greatest fear is that no one will understand.
I order my burgers with everything on them.
There is a necessary time to lie. Sometimes the truth doesn't go as far as it should.
The best way to keep the peace is to make everyone feel stupid.
When I get really high I feel blood pour out of my ears.
I am a Ryantologist
I've always dared myself to put a knife in my leg.
I've beaten Star Fox64 seventeen eighteen times.
When I feel distraught, I helps to think of the world as a grain of sand.
One time I hit a roach so hard I threw-up
I use peanut-butter on both sides of bread.
I think the world would be a happier place if everyone just stopped talking.
I don't like crowds or audiences.
I don't like holding grudges, but my grip is excellent.
I like to say "Bubonic Plague."
I try to love everyone with equal intensity but some of you are just prettier.
My idea of perfection involves only one person.
I'm pretty sure if everyone laughed at the same time something would fall over and kill you.
I have never stopped walking to see a fight.
The closest friend a person could have is my dog.
Some times I spit on the carpet to remember the natural order of things.
I think the most awesome thing I can do is become a ninja.
I don't know if I should be eating these taquitos.
I can't remember the best day I've ever had.
I don't like people.
Some times I feel like I've been alive a very long time.
I want to be alive for the destruction of planet Earth. Just to feel it.
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My Blog

Encounter

Two good friends of mine and myself experienced something strange last Friday. It was both terrifying and hilarious. We were all pretty toasted at the time, so it was crazy as hell. At around 3:00 ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:38:00 GMT

50 Random Facts

1 . Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed! 2 . 80% of Publishers' Clearing House $10 million winners did not purchase any magazine subscriptions! 3 . A single cup of gasoline, when ignited...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:35:00 GMT