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Morph

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About Me

I'm a lot like the Mary Celeste. I turn up in the oddest places, everyone's got a theory to explain me and some consider my arrival to foreshadow dark and dangerous times. However, really I'm just floating around randomly and on closer examination I'm just an unlikely side-effect of rational events... _
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion ||||||| 70%
Stability ||||| 50%
Orderliness ||| 33%
Accommodation |||| 43%
Interdependence |||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||| 63%
Mystical ||||||| 70%
Artistic ||||||||| 90%
Religious || 23%
Hedonism |||| 36%
Materialism |||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||| 63%
Adventurousness ||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||| 43%
Self absorbed ||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 56%
Need to dominate ||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||| 80%
Avoidant || 16%
Anti-authority ||||| 50%
Wealth ||||| 53%
Dependency |||| 43%
Change averse || 23%
Cautiousness |||||| 63%
Individuality |||||| 56%
Sexuality ||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 63%
Physical security |||||| 56%
Physical Fitness ||||| 54%
Histrionic ||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||| 36%
Vanity ||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity ||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I've been a few things in my time. An actor, teacher, fraud investigator and have the completely useless and unused skill of being a really good shot with a range of rifles and hand-guns (ty RAF). Currently I'm a Data Analyst for one of the largest corporations in the world and everyday wonder how, exactly, I got here.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. But preferably someone with a pulse, a brain, an open mind and a sense of irony.

My Blog

Normal service will resume...

Sorry, I've not really been on properly for a while. I'm still alive. Apologies to anyone who hasn't had a reply to an email. I'll catch up soon. Love to all, M PS And yes I am listening to the old Ca...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Bloody critics!

Someone had the cheek to say that they had repeatedly looked at my blog and found it dull because "all you do is complain about yourself like some Cure listening teen" (which is actually a good line, ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 15:57:00 GMT

The exact phrase is déjà vécu...

I haven't dropped a blog off in a while. Many fantastic, exciting and life affirming things have happened since my last post... ...to other people, obviously. My ability to do or say exactly the wrong...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:05:00 GMT

Christmas and 2006 in general

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting this Christmas to be as good as it was. I'd pessimistically resigned myself to feeling vaguely sorry for myself and wearing a facade of a smile. However, it was pret...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:59:00 GMT

The longest questionnaire I could build

Nicknames:    Morph, Xeno Birthday:    27/5/72 Sex/Gender:    Male Straight/Gay/Bi:    Straight Single/Dating/Married/Divorced:  &...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 13:36:00 GMT

The last two weeks

I meant to keep this up to date, but my life is hell and we know what Johnson said that was paved with... Anyway, three major things of note: Last week was my ex-wive's marriage. This was always going...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:11:00 GMT

The Write Stuff

When I was at University I bought an electric typewriter for next to nothing and began writing a novel. It was called "The Four Spheres". I then bought a PC and carried on, for a while at least. It wa...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:32:00 GMT

The Sands Settle

After last night's weird-ness, I've spent a perect day being banker, jester, cook, cleaner and chauffer to my daughters. I'm thoroughly knackered and quietly content. My weekends are fairly formulaic ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:00:00 GMT

Text Message of The Year

"Okay, well cos Uve got kids it just makes U really kinda weird. U C?" [She doesn't use the internet much so I'm safe to share this] This is someone I know through a friend (in her 30's...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 14:49:00 GMT

Damn MP3 players to hell

I'm MP3-less... Picked up a great Creative Zen on ebay for £46 and for two months it worked perferctly. Then last week it died (Harddisk Error - fatal I'm led to believe). So I've got a lump of metal ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:57:00 GMT