Since I'm not a bar-scene kind of guy, two of the limited choices I have left are: Get a MySpace profile or join some weird black Nike sneaker and/or sweatsuit wearing UFO cult. The jury is still out on which is the lesser evil: With UFO Cults you'll find that Nikes and designer sweatsuits are expensive and I'm also not a big fan of the "special" Kool-Aid they serve on "Comet Night". On the other hand, MySpace is free but there are thousands of strangely similar-sounding people with suspicious netcode and links to weird URLs wanting to be my friend without ever even looking at my profile. However, it's only a short commute to my computer, and I don't have to wear a black Nike training suit or a plastic bag on my head. Based on those criteria, I'm doing the "MySpace Thing" until I get my next website up and running or there is definitive proof that comets are the home of God.
RUBS ME THE RIGHT WAY
BLINKENLIGHTS!, Combat Boots, Writing, Schlock!, Punk Rock Girls, H.R. Giger, The English Language, Slick I/O Bus Interfaces, Cosmology, Dremel Tools, Being Laid-Back, Creative People, AMD, Samurai, Tackiness, All Music Guide, Love, Ethics, Pack-Ratting, Dichotomies, Blogs, Hacks, Flannel Anything, Quake Wars, Accurate Reporting, Cheese, Ownage, Shadows, Germans/Germany, Internet Memes, Privacy, Graphic Novels, Cobalt Blue, PC Gaming, Curling Up With A Book, Shader Model 3.0, Anime, Curry, Brunettes, Water Cooling, Photoshopping, Nature, Muay Thai, Creamy Peanut Butter, Integrity, Staying At Home, Major Motoko Kusanagi, Duct Tape, Cleverness, Implosions, Solitude, Kung-Fu, Velcro, Slinkies, Swiss Army Knives, Pistachios, G-Shock Watches, Blasting Music As I Drive, Simplicity, Zippo Lighters, Hot Sauce, Technology, Museums, Silly Banter, Honor, PDAs, Red Bull, Guns, Elegance, Dogs, Simulations, Potatoes, Honesty, Ethernet, MANNERS, Photography, Spicy World Foods, Marlboros, Scalding Hot Showers, Reading, My Mother's Cookies, Cable Sleeving, Puppies, History, MC Escher, Genetics, Movies, Learning Something New Every Day, Sleeping, IEEE Specifications, Ranting, Geeks, Silicon, Caffiene, The Right Tools, Intelligent People, SHARPIES!, Microfiber, Onions, Leather Booted Women, Engineering, Fog At Night, Flank Steak, Habanero Peppers, Cartoons, Biology, Laughter, Headshots, Seatbelts, Black Leather, New York City, Fractals, Weapon Systems, Complexity, Boxers, Explosions, Bushido, Innovation, Gorilla Glue, Gaming Clan Culture, nVidia, Zombies, Quantum Physics, Weekly World News, Paintball, Adult Swim, Ninjas, Wikipedia, Tom (Cat), Unreal, YTMND, Klondike Bars (Chocolate and Reese's especially!), the Occasional Cigar, .45ACP, IgNobel Awards, Japan, Saltines, Knitting Factory NYC, Monty Python, Toys. NEUTRAL ZONE / COULDN'T CARE LESS
Price of Yo-Yos In China, MySpace, Fads, Olives, Headaches, Cats, Anything Less Than 224kbps, The Weather, Team Sports, Fashion, What You Think, "Modern Art", Microsoft, Gravel, The "Latest" Thing, Sitcoms, Solder, Hazlenuts, Labor Unions, iPods, Bionics, Dust Bunnies, Boxes, Sociology, Rich People, Sardines, Tattoos, Price of Gas, Intel, New Jersey, Eggplant, Excel Spreadsheets, Samoans, Blue-Ribbon Committees, Operating Systems (They ALL suck), Being Awake, Englebert Humperdinck, Parties, Cable TV, Being Too Hot, Coca-Cola, Latex, That Plastic Ring Around The Top Of Milk Jugs, Silly Putty, Money, Expert Opinions, Art, Famous People, Jocks, Alternate Dimensions, Partial Nudity, Scientology, Who Wins The HD Format War, ATI, Instant Messaging, YouTube, Bacteria, Google, Scars. DEPARTMENT OF LOATHING
RED BLINKENLIGHTS!, SUVs, Communists, Loneliness, Rudeness, "Business People", Attitude, Sloppy Speech, Pepsi, Fat People In Skimpy Clothing, RIAA, Civil Servants, SRDS (Sudden Rapid Deceleration Syndrome), Unimaginative People, "The Wait", DNC, 9 Volt Batteries, "Artists", AP, Jerry (Mouse), Liars, VIA Chipsets, Blondes, Hippies, Work, Sheeple, Revisionist History, 3M Dual-Lock, Inside My Head, Safety Lids, Crack Cocaine, AOL, Bad UI, Mindless Paperwork, Diet Soda, Bills, Cell Phones, MySpace Bots, Herring, Political Correctness, Gaudiness, Dull Knives, Poor Design, Mass Media, Viruses, Emo, Assholes, Traffic, Rude Communists Driving SUVs While Talking .. Phones And Drinking Diet Soda, Artificial Plants, Ignorance, "Activists", Dishonesty, Mauve, Lawyers, Being Cold, 9mm, Shopping Malls, Paper Clips, Screeching, Waking Up, Corporate Parties, Politicians, Obnoxious Drunks, Gauche People, Bad Planning, Powdered Potatoes, Spammers, Islam, Teenagers (Didn't Like 'Em When I Was One Either), CNN, Lamers, Jewel Case Hinges, Overwrought Packaging, France, Equipment Failure, Movies From Former "SNL" Stars, Dull People, "Womyn", Taste of Paintball, United Nations, Dweebs, Artificial Food Products, Cold Showers, Game Hackers, Travel Nuisances, Botters, Microwave "Dinners", Cheaters, Access Databases, MPAA, Burning Electronics, Socialists, Superficiality, Java-Based Web Applications, Poseurs, Unfinished Business, Exploiters, DRM, Anti-Americans, Ghetto "Culture" (HEY! It's NOT a culture...), Crunchy Peanut Butter, National Enquirer, Hollywood "Celebrities", SiS Chipsets, Blunt Trauma (to me), Heroin, Welfare, Hospitals (worked in enough to know), Bullshit Merchants, "Boy Toys". Well, that's enough for now...
Got questions? Got answers? There's a button somewhere on the page where you can ask me things...
RANDOM SONG LYRIC OF THE WEEK
When we were in love, I pretended you didn't exist.
That way I loved you more.
You suggested we get married and move into a house.
I suggested that we jump overboard,
And live underwater in the Lost City of Atlantis.
Where mermaids sing,
And tuxedoed dolphins bring you breakfast...
One year later, I was transfered to the moon.
Worse pay, better hours.
I was transfered to the moon.
Worse pay, better fellow workers.
I built our love out of blood.
I went to the dentist and told him "take out my heart"!
I feel better than James Brown.
I feel better now.
I feel better than James Brown.
I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro.
Bucksome cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet
As we discussed the fate of the Revolution.
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis
Tried to stab us with fountain pens.
Fidel blew mustard gas through his cigar,
And immobilized the lot of them...
19 tequilas later we had a deal:
Havana goes back to the mob,
And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops.
Ain't life sweet? I feel good.
I feel better than James Brown.
I feel better now.
I feel better than James Brown.
I feel better now, how do you feel?
I feel better than James Brown.
I feel better now.
I feel better than James Brown.
I feel better now.
I feel better than James Brown.
I feel better now, how do you feel
Website is UP!!! (Still working out kinks)
http://www.apocalypticlandscaping.com
Unreal Tournament III
Coming Real Soon!
We are a group of gamers with years of shared experience. We're about having fun playing multiplayer FPS games. We are composed of members of the former 3RB and other clans, with a long and proven record of #1 ladder positions in league competitive gaming.
Games we'll probably compete in:
Unreal Tournament 3 - Gearing Up As We Speak
