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Joseph

About Me

There's not much, really. Well, ok, that's a lie. There's a lot. For starters I'm a liar.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Particularly interesting people that are available at inconvenient hours for occasionally interesting conversation.

Oh yeah, and myself in 2005. I would say, "Don't smoke and avoid Taco Bell."

AIM - thispartyisNSFW

My Blog

In Memory of A Coward

He had watched them tear the flesh from her bones with their mouths agape, hissing, salivating."Swish, swish," whispered the leaves as he rushed by. "We will tell them you were here."He had watched t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:27:00 GMT

The Way You Look When You Cross My Mind

I feel a little crazy when I think about you sometimes, because I know that if anyone were looking at me, it might seem strange to see a man grinning when he isn't talking to anyone. I can't help it ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 06:38:00 GMT

God yes.

Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70%Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 70%Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 55%Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55%Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%In...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:54:00 GMT

These Seven Paragraphs

I used to write well, and frequently at that. It used to fill me with pride and delight and established itself as my most capable emotional outlet. Now, words escape my fingertips in convoluted comb...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:10:00 GMT

Fearful Thoughts

I guess I'm just like most people in that I fear things that aren't so immediately frightening. They are, after all, just thoughts; thoughts that pass through my head as electrical impulses and linge...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:11:00 GMT

A Motivational Speech

This is for all you guys out there, all you boys who wallow in your defeat and hurt inside every time you see her. This is for you guys who have the perfect date planned but can never find the girl t...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:23:00 GMT

Which of the deadly sins are you? Take this quiz and find out!

Today I feel like violence. I feel like a pounding over-abundance of testosterone and adrenaline. I want to smash meteors with my fists; I want to grind bone with my teeth. There's this blistering ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 13:32:00 GMT

Something Amazing

This isn't my typical blog in the sense that I'm not necessarily writing down some of my thoughts--I'm more or less asking you about yours. I'm coming up on a year of being back on MySpace in the nex...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:01:00 GMT

My dream last night.

I was riding around in a car drinking tea from my favorite mug, sitting next to a girl I hadn't seen in a long time. We engaged in conversation about clouds and space and questions neither of us had ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT

Fuck. Ok, here's the truth. [an atypical blog]

Alright, I'm vulnerable. I said it. I'm fucking angsty and depressed and stressed out right now. I miss certain people. I miss liking someone who likes me back.Every year around this time, I get d...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:23:00 GMT