Looking for a lackluster buttfucking? ?
Looking for a lackluster buttfucking? ?
I like movies, music, games, pets, toys, cartoons, Cheetos, meat, meat by-products, fierce devotion, fire, brainteasers, harsh weather, porn, cleaning, courtesy, boots, honesty, the end of the world, justice, putting all of my eggs into one basket, sunburns, napping, the truth, sandwiches, dykes with a sense of humor, reorganizing my closet, drinking, smoking, bitching about stuff.
Like-minded people up for some HARD-CORE conversation and EXTREME messaging. I prefer the company of women...but hey, it's the internet. You could always just pretend. I'd really just like some interesting people to chat with, but if you're into stalking, that's cool too.
Phil Collins fucking sucks ass.
I'm sort of a horror geek, but I like GOOD movies--and a few really bad ones--from just about any genre. Dark comedies are among my favorites. I take movies very seriously....unless they suck. I hate theaters, but I love popcorn (or Cheetos), darkness, and surround sound. Giving away the end of a movie is my biggest pet peeve ever. I'm a harsh critic, and it takes a lot for a movie to impress me, but that's what makes the good ones worth it.
I LOVE TV's. My video games and movies wouldn't work very well without them. I don't actually watch much television programming on a regular basis. I enjoy South Park, and a few other cable shows, but usually the TV just stays on to break up the silence.
In the immortal words of Dr. Egon Spengler: "Print is dead."Books aren't much of a priority, but I read a few magazines regularly, and I'll occasionally start a pulp sci-fi/horror smut paperback when the power goes out or when I'm grilling myself by the pool. I like Shakespeare and Mark Twain, but I'm not going to lie and say I read the classics just to try to convince people I'm "cultured" or "intellectual." Both of my parents have always read voraciously, and I've always had a rebellious nature, so maybe that explains it. I have a list of books I'd like to read eventually, but....there are just a lot of things I'd rather do at any given time.
Spider-Man, Ozzy, Paul McCartney, Larry Flynt, Robo-Cop, Mad Max, George Carlin, Cactus Jack, Herbert West, Ron Popeil, Stan Marsh's dad, Doc Holliday, David Lynch, Ben Stein, Leatherface, Weird Al Yankovic, Howard Hughes, Rupert Murdoch, Don King, Richard Nixon, etc.