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New Age Peasants

About Me

Hi, we're gonna steal your money, and then we're gonna buy some bling and become super popular; Plastic surgery, liposuction, anal bleaching , flap reduction, pimps, ho's, rides, private jets, wireless systems, in-ear-virtual-simulation, stage slaves, reality tv shows... These will be mere novelties to us my friends. Because in this day and age it's okay to be shameless, guys; degrade, betray and steal from those closest to you. But most importantly kids: Don't forget to kiss Big Brothers ass.
The New Age Peasants came together 2005 but frequently jammed within the circle of friends and bands such as:THE LAZY DOGS: Isaac Tabor, Valentijn de Leeuw,Thomas Perryman, Bastiaan Tigler (2002) THE TRIP: Thomas Perryman, Isaac Tabor, Jan de Hoog (2002) THE MERLINS: Ben Rider, Valentijn de Leeuw, Philip Lewis (2003) THE MOOCHERS, A-MEN, RUST,too many names: Jan de Hoog, Isaac Tabor, Valentijn de Leeuw, Bastiaan Tigler. (2003) THE REMOTES: Thomas Perryman, Valentijn de Leeuw (2004)
Hear ye, hear ye.
Do you ever feel a bit too fresh? A bit too fresh down there?
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 17/05/2006
Band Website: newagepeasants.weebly.com
Band Members: The New Age Peasants are:

Jan de Hoog is leadsinger/guitarist and comes from nowhere.

Ben Rider is the guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist. Ben particularly enjoys the circumference.

Valentijn de Leeuw is the drummer and will steal your money.

Mickey Edwards (Micholas Cage) is the bassist/backingvocalist and will drink your beer.
Influences: The Advantage, Atari Teen Age Riot, Battles, The Beatles, Blur, Jeff Buckley, The Dandy Warhols, DFA 1979, Deep Purple, Deerhoof, Giant Drag, Go-Go Pod, Goon Moon, Hella, Jimi Hendrix, Kyuss, The Ladies, Led Zeppelin, Lightning Bolt, Mahavishnu Orchestra,The Mars Volta, Masters of Reality, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Mogwai, Nirvana, The Pixies, The Prodigy, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, sBACH, Scratch Acid, Sonic Youth, Squarepusher, The White Stripes and of course the wonderful Stevie Wonder(ful), no seriously Stevie's amazing.
Sounds Like: rubbing a balloon
Record Label: Uber Deluxe

My Blog

Negotiations with Duracell- serious shit 1979...bitch

Hey there guys... Everybody must be wondering what's new on the duracell front...We've been mailing back and forth for awhile and I think we finally got them by the balls.Here's the conclusion of the ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 10:36:00 GMT

and...

ah yes... New tracks have been recorded and can be found in the playlist...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 08:20:00 GMT

A brand new peasant from the peasant factory

Greetings all... The Peasant's have changed their line up and have a new member; Micholas Cage has inherited Ben's bass and Ben has enveloped himself in the warmth of the electric guitar and the synth...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 07:49:00 GMT

New Promo For Sale

Dear Peasants, We have just received the 500 copies of our new, totally flashy, corporately slutty promo. They can be bought in Leiden at the Plato and Velvet Record stores for a greedy 5 euros. If yo...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Springpop 2007

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Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:05:00 GMT

Mr. Alligator, his words bring powerfull messages

21 feb. Her decadence likes to freak expectantly at your spit.22 feb. Chuck Norris slam dances meats.23 feb. Their government shimmered beside the calculating clams.24 feb. My opulent toad could by ve...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:41:00 GMT

review from the confusion (in dutch)

New Age Peasants laat het optreden van Dansety volkomen in de schaduw staan. Een vette rockband, die wel eens hoge ogen kan gaan gooien in het alternatieve circuit. New Age Peasants is een Engels trio...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:51:00 GMT

Babel Fish Translation

English: Philip was eating chocolate with tremendous satisfaction. Several days later he contemplated whether he was in fact entitled to such true bliss. however he really didn't give a shit about hap...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:35:00 GMT

"(couch-potatus-cancerus)"

As the apes found a system which would combine all those, who are so addicted to life, into one huge idealistic  "super-monkey!!".  It was such an impressive dream; to have everyone wor...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:29:00 GMT

The Grunge Sorbet

Rabid was the night, as the night cleans about the crummy worms. Alas, the guest has conducted leadership, quite wordlessly. Speculating the subject of power, the clock will yell, and thus to undo the...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:18:00 GMT