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About Me

Gluttonocalypse

Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many differing opinions about hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.

First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous "Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.

In conclusion, I, Garrett, think that I have done a great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace.

The End

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert Englund, bob barker, a jewish person with Star of David spinners

My Blog

How to Make a Garrett Sandwich

Begin with 3 slices of bread, toasted preferably (I used the heel because I ran out), pickles, mayo, meat of choice, apparattus for pan-frying said meat, lettuce, hot sauce of choice, cheese of choice...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:35:00 GMT

M & M Battle Royal

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:05:00 GMT

I stole this because I care about projectblack.com

Children are getting hooked on more severe drugs sooner in their lives than ever before. Sexually transmitted disease is on the rise in the United States of America. Evidence and testimony pointing to...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:32:00 GMT

i has a new apartment

i do, now it's time for werk
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:45:00 GMT

if you like venom, don't see spiderman 3

i don't have much time, so i'll keep this brief. if you didn't already know, venom is in spiderman 3. no, don't geek out over it. you're wrong for being excited. why?this is wh...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 17:20:00 GMT

What Pokemon Taught Me About Women

(taken from the writings of Stephen J. Walters)(thank you, lindsey ^_^)Through some combination of free time, absolute nerdiness, and desire for nostalgia, I found myself playing Pokemon Blue some tim...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:18:00 GMT

Wii would like to play...

ok, so i got to gamestop at 1am, i was 5th in line. then some others came along, wanting to buy some spots (there were only 5 consoles). by this time, i had my rambo knife under my jacket ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 13:51:00 GMT

formula for happiness

(garrett + chainsaw * zombies^x) / (lawnmower + katana) = dead risingwhereas X is equal to the number of ghouls at any given location
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:25:00 GMT

This is a blog.

This is where text goes.Also, sometimes pictures.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:29:00 GMT

Snakes On A Blog: An Unbiased Review

At first glance, this seems like another mindless action movie, not worthy of the light of day. I mean, come on. Snakes? On a plane?? You've got to be joking, right? Wron...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:44:00 GMT