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About Me


Hi. This list is all you need to know about me:I'm Chance. Call me whatever you want.
I am all that is man and metal.
I'm funny.
I always finish last, 'cause I'm a nice guy.
I've been a member of the BlueBlood Forums For 2 years and some change.
I play guitar.
I am one hell of an entrepeneur.
I hope to get famous as a vocalist of a heavy metal band.
I love TNBC
I LOVE CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!..
My MySpace hates me when I try to do edit my profile w/ fancy CSS.
I will not just be another number added to your friends. If your intention is to whore train whore train whore train, I will deny you.
I LOVE meeting new people. If you wanna add me, my last name is Pittenger. I'm very open about myself. Nothing is taboo. With all of my being, I HATE WAL*MART!Want to know more?Message me via myspace.
Email me via:
AIM me: chanciexjesus
MSN me: [email protected]
Donate to the Help Chance Get his Computer Back Fund TODAY!
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My Interests

Computers, TV, Music, Web Design, Radio Broadcasting, Cooking, Paintball, and you.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Amott (Ex-Arch Enemy)
All members of the Swedish PB Team JOY DIVISION

Music:

My iTunes Library in alphabetical order: 3 Inches of Blood
The Absence
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Armageddon
Arsis
As I Lay Dying
At The Gates
Brian Posehn
Cannibal Corpse
Dane Cook
Daniel Tosh
Dark Tranquility
Deicide
Detonation
Disfear
The Duskfall
Exodus
FALL FROM GRACE
Fuck the Facts
The Haunted
Hearse
Heaven Shall Burn
Lamb of God
Metallica
Necrophagist
Neuraxis
Night In Gales
Nirvana
Nora
The Offspring
PsychoStick
Satyricon
Slayer
Strapping Young Lad
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Tool

Movies:

Orgazmo, Team America, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, SAW 1-3, Hostel, House of 1000 Corpses, Madagascar, An Evening with Kevin Smith, An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: An Evening Harder, Clerks 1&2, Dogma, Jersey Girl, and many many more!

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Simpsons, The History Channel, MythBusters, The Discovery Channel, [adult swim], Dexter, The Wire, Masters of Horror and more!

Books:

The Dice Man by Luke Rhinehart, Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore, Rainbow 6 by Tom Clancy

Heroes:

Christopher Amott, Daniel Erlandsson, Sharlee D'Angelo, Angela Gossow, Johan Liiva, Mike Amott, Peter Wildoer, Martin Bengston, Fredik Akesson, FALL FROM GRACE: Kenny B, Trygger, Big Ken, and B-Town!

My Blog

HELP HELP HELP!!!!

Help me!I need you to click below! I need lots and lots of clicks!!I don't care if you click and let the site load, and close it down right away. And I don't care whether you load the site and browse ...
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:13:00 PST

Hmmm....Telemarketers...

Don't you hate those fuckers?Me too, but not really anymore, because I now know what its like to be on the end of the phone.I am a Sales Representative for Sponsor Reps, Inc. Lakewood Office. =]Its my...
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

Schweet!

The way things are looking I get to ball tomorrow! yay! Its been a minute since I balled :(Anyways life is boring when PbNation.com is down....haha.Oh yeah 6 more blog views and I'll have 666 views :)...
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

FUCK YEAH!

Hell yeah!I passed! I only missed one question!!! WOOO! -The Chancinator
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:51:00 PST

Hmm...anxious.

Sooo. Tomorrow I go in for my food handler's card @ 9am. I'll be there at 7:45am ish. Thats going to be a shitty wait, but at least I'll have a seat in the class.Anyways, wish me luck!-The Chancinator...
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST

FUCKING WAL*MART

I hate wal mart to the ends of the earth and back again.AND THEY JUST OPENED SHOP IN MY FUCKING CITY, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.God damn cunts of the Lakewood City Council (excluding Darrens mom, and s...
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

Protest Kidz Tryouts...THURSDAY

Ok hey guys if you wanna come and see me in action, come out this thursday to DZ Paintball (2101 Mildred St FIRCREST) 1-6p
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Ok. So. My view of Religious Whack Jobs...

Let me start off by stating, I am not a hateful person, but these people are able to make me go from friendly Chance to..."I WANT TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF" Chance. Pardon my harshness, and mind yo...
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

Holy Shit!!

I'm not into stocks, but FUCKIN JIM CRAMER & MAD MONEY make interesting hahaha.WOO!
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST

Whoo!

So HAHAHA. My sister caitlin was arrested today right after she got off the bus from kennewick! The retard is now in Juvie, andd will probably be on the way back to kennewick soon! Thought I'd share =...
Posted by [[Håll din jävla käft!]] on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST