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Odell Maynart

Hopeless Romantic Seeking Lobotomy

About Me

Hellllllllllllllo, this is Odell Maynart with a "T"...I'm from the left fork up to Echo, you know, a retired eccentric dozer operator from Kiah Creek. I hope you will come and visit me either at my double wide castle at Echo or at the Jiffy Lube up to Mann where I work 3 days a week. You can call me anytime and if you don't have my number you can call someone who has it and they will give it to you. Or, you can call the Jiffy Lube and tell them to look on the wall beside of grease rack #4 (or quatro if Juan answers) I have my pertinent data and Betty Grable poster there.Thaaaaaaaaaaaank you for visiting.

My Interests

Pirates, Lawrence Welk Support Groups, and TV shows about the secrets of the hair stylists of televangelists.

I'd like to meet:

The next to the last Mohican, Fanny Brice, and Bizarro Lois Lane.

Music:

Jug bands (those are NOT bands with Dolly P as a member)

Movies:

Any silent movie starring Gloria Swanson.

Television:

My Mother the Car, Courtship of Eddie's Father, and every Brady Bunch reunion show.

Books:

Real Yellow Pages

Heroes:

Boris Badenov

My Blog

Sanford Whippleman

My financial advisor from over to Radnor, Sanford Whippleman just called. He says that I should invest my 401K money from my retirement into his latest project.  He plans to produc...
Posted by Odell Maynart on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:57:00 PST

Tortured Genius

Helllllllllllllllllo.....in an effort to pioneer a radical treatment for male pattern baldness, I began 2 weeks ago using Preparation H as a hair tonic.  My thinking was to shrink up the scalp ar...
Posted by Odell Maynart on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:38:00 PST