As long as it doesnt involve or have the potential for instantanious death, you'll probably have my attention...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Joeâ„¢
Birthday: 02/05/1982
Birthplace: Sacramento, Ca
Current Location: South Sacramento, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Hispanic, Albino
The Shoes You Wore Today: my DVS'
Your Weakness: Booze
Your Fears: Booze
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni or Garlic Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Another Promotion
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Better see if I can put this to use... lmao
Your Best Physical Feature: My Gigantic Weiner
Your Bedtime: Around 3am
Your Most Missed Memory: Big League Chew
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not Anymore
Do you Swear: Of Course
Do you Sing: Usually, however not while others are around
Do you Shower Daily: No, I like to smell of death
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Damn Skippy
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: FSho
In the past month have you Smoked: Hookah!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only prescription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: On top.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well to do
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: non-bias..
Favourite Hair Color: darker colors please
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'7 or shorter usually
Weight: 300-400 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: halter tops so the flabby sexiness oozes out.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 47
Number of CDs I own: 47
Number of Piercings: 47
Number of Tattoos: 74
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7447
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TU IN TIME....
I like just about everything. Just about, dont get crazy.
My favorite movies are, Comedies and Religious thriller-type movies. I'm not religious, but those movies are usually made very well, and convey a very interesting part of history. Comedies just make me laugh, which is probably my favorite past-time.
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Sportscenter, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, and any News Channel. Thats it.Oh, and Aqua Teens. Kick Ass.
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Your EQ is 167
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Rory Vodka, cause he beat down a woman for his woman.... And Santa Claus, for destroying one of the most holy days in the Christian faith. Congratualtions, FAT MAN!!!