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Joe

Gettin all up in dat ass like tissue...

About Me

Most people think Im rude, and kind of an asshole. I wouldnt argue with them.Drugs and ACAhol, have RUINED my life... thats bullshit!!
The Joe's Random Movie Quote:
'It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.'
- Lester Burnham, American Beauty
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My score on The 4-Variable IQ Test :
Your brain: 80% interpersonal, 120% visual, 120% verbal, and 80% mathematical!
Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious: Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.
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My Interests

As long as it doesnt involve or have the potential for instantanious death, you'll probably have my attention...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Joeâ„¢
Birthday: 02/05/1982
Birthplace: Sacramento, Ca
Current Location: South Sacramento, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Hispanic, Albino
The Shoes You Wore Today: my DVS'
Your Weakness: Booze
Your Fears: Booze
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni or Garlic Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Another Promotion
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Better see if I can put this to use... lmao
Your Best Physical Feature: My Gigantic Weiner
Your Bedtime: Around 3am
Your Most Missed Memory: Big League Chew
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not Anymore
Do you Swear: Of Course
Do you Sing: Usually, however not while others are around
Do you Shower Daily: No, I like to smell of death
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Damn Skippy
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: FSho
In the past month have you Smoked: Hookah!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only prescription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: On top.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well to do
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: non-bias..
Favourite Hair Color: darker colors please
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'7 or shorter usually
Weight: 300-400 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: halter tops so the flabby sexiness oozes out.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 47
Number of CDs I own: 47
Number of Piercings: 47
Number of Tattoos: 74
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7447

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TU IN TIME....

Music:

I like just about everything. Just about, dont get crazy.

Movies:

My favorite movies are, Comedies and Religious thriller-type movies. I'm not religious, but those movies are usually made very well, and convey a very interesting part of history. Comedies just make me laugh, which is probably my favorite past-time.
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Television:

Sportscenter, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, and any News Channel. Thats it.Oh, and Aqua Teens. Kick Ass.
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Books:

Who has time to read, I'm to busy being ignorant and oblivious to everyday society. Where are my CHOPSTICKS!!
Your EQ is 167
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Heroes:

Rory Vodka, cause he beat down a woman for his woman.... And Santa Claus, for destroying one of the most holy days in the Christian faith. Congratualtions, FAT MAN!!!

My Blog

BTW...

The rumors swirling around are true. Romi and I are engaged and are getting married.   In August.   Put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Mmmmm, I'm high, mutha fucka!! I'll talk to you ...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:42:00 PST

Take Two

Well, it happened again today, except this time I didnt pass out.  Got super dizzy, lightheaded, disoriented, everything kinda looked like it was breathing for about five minutes, kinda bulging i...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:20:00 PST

10:45pm, April 24th, 2007 (I Think?)

Thats about the time I woke up. On the floor. Of a room I was trying to clean. Before I even got to this room, I felt ill. Just barf ill, nothing more. As I was cleaing the toilet(go figure), well, I ...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

Not So Hidden Messages to some of you Fucks. Oh, and my Relationship Status.

Well, as most of you I'm sure are well aware of by now, I'm no longer single.  But Joe, how did this happen? I thought you were gonna stay single for a while and just be a drunkard? Well, even t...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

Nows My Chance

Well, tonight my drinking career comes to an end.  I'm back on the meds and getting ready to go into physical therapy to prepare for another series of fun-filled exciting injections into my back....
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

January 23rd, 2007

Thats the day I quit smoking.  For those of you that keep asking, heres a little information as to what happened that morning...   I woke up and performed my regular routine before I we...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

Everytime Time

It all comes crashing down around you, just remember I was there.    Was.   Past tense is a bitch, kinda like you.  But I guess its my fault for never seeing that. I know what you...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

fSho

It's always what I don't know is happening that intrigues me the most.  I often find myself stopping dead in my tracks to overanalyize and try to break apart and piece back together somethin...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

I've never felt so dumb in my life

And it was one of the most liberating feelings ever.  To know someone out there actually has more to offer intelectually speaking, its almost overwhelming and at the same time completly fascinati...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:17:00 PST

My Brain is going a mile a minute

And I cant convince myself to stop.  Sometimes when I look back and wonder why I think the things I think, I need a hammer, cause its just so pointless.  And improbable.  and dumb. ...
Posted by The Joe[DF]" on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST