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About Me

My name is keri Johnson. I live in H-town, Wi. It sucks. Its so small that i could name all the kids in my school. But i got out of that school "about time" and then i went to WITC. That kicks ass. But now im all done with school. I finaly did it. I love parting and hang out with my fiends. We are all crazy. We have fun no matter what we are doing. I love my crystal baby to death. Crystal is the most kick ass girl you will ever meet. I LOVE YOU CRYSTAL BABY! She is like my sister. I also love my mommy and my big sis to. Well thats pritty much it about me. Want to know anymore you will have to mail me.AND EVERYONE SHOULD FALLOW THE BEER PRAYER:Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||| 16%
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Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
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Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Indie |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

music, snowboarding, swimming, mudding, AND PARTING HARD!!!

I'd like to meet:

ATREYU, the used and anyone eals worth knowing
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality QuizHazel Eyes People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot & sexy and are awesome to be around. They love 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are lovers, not fighters. But if you mess around, they'll knock you out. They are very satisfying and they love to please exept bitches. They can exceed your pleasure standards if they like you . They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around.

Music:

Atreyu, The Used, Green Day, Sophomore, KORN, simple plan, smile empty soul, Senses Fail, Something Corporate, The Offspring, Blink 182,, Less then Jake, Carrie Underwood, Tim Mcgraw, Taylor Swift

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Movies:

aqua teen, priates of the caribbean (all of them), Grind, How High, The Hills Have Eyes, final Destination 3, Happy Feet

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Television:

Aqua Teen is the best show out there. FAMILY GUY!!!!, Laguna beach, Simpsons, CSI, Law and Order, Sponge Bob Square Pants, South Park, 8th and Ocean, Wild and Out

Books:

Stephen King Books

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Heroes:

My Mom (for all she put up with from me i give her mad props)
You Are 72% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: High
You are officially addicted to Myspace. It's quite possible you haven't seen a real person in days. Are You Addicted to Myspace?Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries?Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams?Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars?Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees.It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain.It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright.No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

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What my eyes say about me

Hazel EyesPeople with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot & sexy and are awesome to be around. They love 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are lovers, not f...
Posted by keri on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST

The beer prayer

Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hallowed be thy drink,Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk),At home as I am in the tavern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive those ...
Posted by keri on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:12:00 PST

the sex game

sex game Sex Game...The truth is...there is at least one person on your Myspace list that wants to have SEX with you. So lets play the "gettin' laid " game.The rules are simple... if you want or wou...
Posted by keri on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

REAL FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and t...
Posted by keri on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST