I smell like two roses tea baggin a donut.

About Me

I work in the Computer field and all the chicks dig me for it. I've picked up so many fine chicks, tanned hotties, and one lonely middle aged man with my impressive foot handling skills. I can't tell you how many people have told me they wished they were me, and that they smelled as good. I smell like two roses tea baggin a donut.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone just as badass as I am. I don't think I can though cause that guy or gal ain't out there. If they are, they're probably past their prime. I meet people all the time that wanna know how I rock so much. They want me to teach em but it just isn't possible. I mean there are all sorts of ways to rule. Some people are wicked slick on a basketball court, some are kick ass writers, painters, or musicians. And others have sweet ass hair gel that make all the ladies wanna grind down on my Geek Squad uniform right in the middle of a customer's major computer purchase. There's this one chick down the block who's always wantin to have all kinds of dirty sex with me. Her skin looks nice, but she's got a head like a bastard cat. I don't need that..... Check this shit out...If your one a these CAM-GIRLS and try to add me without even speaking to me first I will destroy your website and beat your fucking ass! Thus ending your obsession with yourself. Go Ahead & see If I wont beat ya down like ya Daddy used to.

My Blog

Swing Fuckin Two Canyon Country Chicks

Ya know there's a fine line between swing fuckin two Canyon Country chicks, and your childhood dog, Roacharolderlier, gettin killed by a nest of hornets. A lot of people were against the naming ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:23:00 GMT

Airlines are like whores

You give em all your money, countin on a fast ride somewhere, then right before they take off, they fuck you real hard and grin as they speed outta there with all your hopes and dreams. The airlines h...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Update to Some of the girls (Sluts) I have dated

Irene - I lied to you. I just wanted to get into your pants and fuck you. And as soon as I did, I dumped you and made you cry. I didn't really care. But I've always wondered though, why did you insist...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:16:00 GMT

My Big Dick

I loved my dick when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:33:00 GMT

To some of the Girls (Sluts) I have dated-

Dawn - I'm just not ready to say anything here. I'll give this one sentence and then move on. You are my fucking step s****r and that shit should never have happened. Rebecca - You are low-...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:12:00 GMT

For the nice Guy out there! Lil Bitches

For the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:38:00 GMT

Wall Bashing Sex

There's really only two things that go best after a long night of wall bashing sex. Pie and marijuana and a good story for the cops when they show up on your door thanks to that bitch neighbor Lisa th...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:44:00 GMT

Mom is Working Myspace!

Now that My Space is mainstream, it is no longer just slutty Goth girls. Now there are also slutty Goth women &, many of whom have kids. I know this because they post pictures of those kids right ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:19:00 GMT

The Penis Raise Request

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge head first into everything I do.I do not get weekends off or public holida...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:57:00 GMT

Dont Treat Women Like Theyre Special

Seriously, just dont treat women like theyre special, and they will respect you for it. Hot women are used to men putting them on pedestals and worshipping there wet crotches. It drives them nu...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 16:54:00 GMT