Storm Theory

The sleaze, the story, the “Storm”
As I sit gazing over yonder rooftops checking out my pet Seagull (called Steven – geddit?) I felt compelled to bestow on the world the story of Storm Theory (aka Storum Feeree, Brizzle fashion). It was a blistering hot day and I was cruisin’ on my maneater motorbike on my way to a second audition in deepest darkest Somerset where only fairies dare roam and joy ride in tractors! Over the past 3 years some have been unable to don the sleaze and big hair metal in the true ways of the "Storm" and there has been an ever changing madness on our musical adventure fasten your seatbelts lads n lassies this is gonna be one helluva ride!!!!!!!!!!.

The recipe for this “cockrocktail” is as follows:

Bang it all in a blender and hey presto you now have a story that in 1959 announced that rock music "tightens the cow's glandular system and deters milking," with a strange headline claiming "Rock 'n' Roll Makes Cows Tighten Up." So I guess you are thinking who the hell are they? Well, unlike most egotistical wannabees you wont find us saying “We’re the next big thing” we are a freakin crazy bunch of quirky musicians that just want to have fun with our music and entertain anyone daft enough to turn up to our gigs. Be warned boys and watch out for "Wots my Poison"you may just get stitched up.

SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?