Trey is a fraud and hates himself. He is a cutter but faints at the sight of blood, which can be rather awkward on stage. He often wears his swimsuit to his gigs and he wrote all of his songs in a Mad-Lib workbook, so Trey only plays in establishments that promote alcohol poisoning. Truth be told, Trey is just scamming the country music fans into financing his dream of being a Hobbit and live in the Shire with Frodo and Bilbo Baggins. According to the pamphlet, Trey says that if he gives $1 million to their very secretive organization, Gandoff will provide him with tattered clothes and a three-foot house.Trey first burst into the music scene by stealing the show at the Tomball Mayonnaise Festival in 1985, where he took 19th place, edging past "Yodelmonkey" by one vote. Since then have been 20 + years of at least a hundred beers, 2 CDs, thousands of miles, 9 copies of "Ah-Ha's Greatest Hits", 2 children, 3 stolen guitars, 46 pawned guitars (actually the same guitar 46 times), 13 public urination citations, 3 over-sensationalized relationship scandals, and mixing board that was either left at the Firehouse Saloon, stolen, or left on top of his car when he dove off. Somehowm even after all these years, Trey continues to sharpen the cutting edge of pure filth and smut. He is so awesome and cool and awesome.
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