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☆Taranny Ashelle™{Oғғίcίάℓ Myѕρά

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About Me


First things first... let's get the name right! (It's pronounced Tara-Knee ... Uh-Shell) Pretty simple, huh?
I can’t STAND it when people do not know the difference between there, their and they're... you're and your... two, too and to OR we're, were and where. If you fuck that up, there's a good chance I won't talk to you. I pay entirely TOO much attention to people's grammar. Like any normal person, I don't like liars... if you feel the need to lie to me, it's simple... just DON'T TALK TO ME. Period. I don't like entertaining drama so if you're part of the 'drama mafia'... keep it movin.
I'm not a cheater... never have been, never will be BUT I've been cheated on more than a few times. ((( silly boys. ))) I'm easy to get along with for the most part but pissing me off isn't really a wise decision. I can be VERY devious and I have NO problem standing up to WHOever, WHENever. So you can think you're tough, talk a lot of shit, maybe even sling threats but DO realize that there's always someone tougher who's bite is much bigger than YOUR bark. I'm only scared of one person and that would be my ♥Mommie♥ (that's one tough bitch!) I tend to give 'eat shit' looks but nothing personal, half the time I don't realize I'm doing it... if I don't like you, I promise I have no problem letting you know it.
I ALWAYS try to keep an open mind and embrace new things before judgment... I'm NEVER mean to people I don't know. I'm not an idiot who sits around making fun of people... at ALL. Everyone has feelings and I don't want to be responsible for hurting anyone's UNLESS my toes are stepped on first. I always try to be the "BIGGER" person in arguments which always seems to work out for me. I have gained MUCH respect that way and besides that, I don't look like the idiot! I am pretty much known for being the girl who doesn't start ANYthing with ANYbody and tries to be the "mediator" BUT can go the fuck off in an instant if necessary. There was your warning.
I take time to figure people out which MOST people don't have the patience for. So if you want to be stubborn... fine... put up your little wall, I'm pretty for sure I can get it down. I do anything I can for people I truly care about... Despite the tattoos and piercings, I have the biggest heart EVERRR! Seriously. I don't do people wrong... I'll give the respect I get.
I have the GREATEST friends in the world and a BEST friend people can only wish they had... (LOVE MY LEFTY!!!) We're the tighest group of girls you will ever find and if you mess with one... you mess with all. Believe me, we've ALL been lined down the sidewalk with cops surrounding us! LMFAO! I think we've been through hella shit together and still come out on top so we're definitely a force to be reckoned with. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY GIRLS. ♥.
People tend to talk shit about me out of jealousy so go ahead... talk if you wanna talk... your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. Funny thing is... MOST people that talk shit about me don't even REALLY know me so what does that say about them??? I smell the stench of JeAlOuSy in the air.
My tattoos are real- I took that pain. I've had places pierced you'd never think of, but does that make me wierd? You may think so, but I think it's just a way of self expression and I am BY NO MEANS average. I don't jump in line and follow everyone. I tend to stand out ... I go my own way. I DO ME. No need for false advertisement.
I have a little sister who is 20, YES 20, years younger than me and she has been a blessing since the day she was born. That little girl has more personality than most people I know who are my age. I would never wish death upon anyone, EVER, nor would I ever threaten someones life BUT for that little girl, I'd be gettin' visits on Sundays through plexi-glass and a pay phone. <--- that's real talk.
PS Taylor J. Burt is awesome! <3
...Tattoos are the hottest f*cking thing EVER..
Pah-leeeaseee don't think for ONE second that you can "get one over on me" because I'm much smarter than you'd think and I pay entirely too much attention to EVERYTHING. I observe every tiny detail about situations and I can pretty much read a person within 5 minutes of meeting them. SO... it won't work. Don't even try.
I love fake eyelashes, make-up, bright colors, big hair and HEELS HEELS and more HEELS... but at the same time I can walk around with no make-up... in sweats and still be hotter than the next chick.Sometimes I pout, bitch, cry and from time to time I throw a tantrum but whatev, it happens. I've been hurt by people I THOUGHT to be my friends a time or two but when all is said and done, I smile because I've grown from each experience. If you like me, that's great. If you don't, well then that sounds more like a "YOU" problem then a "ME" problem k? k.
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Now, let's get one thing straight... I'm not here to find a best friend. I already have the best, thanks. If you want me to talk to you, don't come at me with the whole "Yo, ma... can I get your number?" thing. I'm not your homeboy and I'm not your mother and I'm certainly not giving my number to just anyone. Sending me 23765 messages a day is not going to get you a response. It's more than likely going to get you ignored. If you can come at me with a real conversation, then by all means, message away! All of you idiots who keep trying to offer me money... TRUST me, you couldn't afford me. I'm NOT for sale and I'm not a "rent a date". NOW... for the young-minded girlies on here. I know you look at my page damn near everyday (which is why it's public- just do me a damn favor... You can check up on me all you want but how about STOP stealing my SHIIIT, thanks. I know I'm great, I really do! I just don't need to be reminded by some silly little bitches jockin' my shit. I think it's about time that the little children grow up and find a life of their own and stop being so damn concerned about mine.
Talking shit to me over the internet is probably the most idiotic thing you could do because chances are,if you met me in person, you'd realize that I could MURDER you. So save yourself the drama and headache because you never know if our paths could cross. I only -and I mean ONLY- hang out with REAL bitches... I mean, have you met my friends?! I have NO time for petty games and fakeness. If when reading this whole little paragraph, you didn't once feel like it was directed towards you, GOOD! That means it wasn't. For you who got that weird feeling in your tummy--- that's called a guilty conscience and I was probably talking about *you* so do me a HUGE favor andKICK ROCKS!!! ; )

***ONE MORE THING...Just because I like to tease my hair or wear drastic, black eye make-up... don't dare judge me by that. I'm not a priss bitch nor am I a "tom boy". I am simply me. Yes, when I go out I wear make-up and yes, my hair is teased but DO know this... I can quickly wipe every stitch of make-up off of my face, brush my hair flat and throw on a big ass t-shirt and sweats and I will STILL be the same person. Don't let the "glam" fool you. I'm one of the realist and no make-up nor hairstyle will ever change that. So you silly ass clowns who wanna talk that craziness, go ahead but I'd like to see you wipe that shit off of YOUR face and take those extensions out and see if people still look at you the same way... marinate on THAT shit for a minute or two. ;)***

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

FACT: *Music is my lifeee. I wouldn't be able to function without it. <--- seriously.
FACT: *I do everything in 3's.
FACT: *I LOVE kids.
FACT: *I've called the Fire Dept. over a spider.
FACT: *I don't believe in "hate"... at all.
FACT: *I clean... constantly.
FACT: *I'm a vegetarian.
FACT: *My Birthday is April 25th.
FACT: *I think old people are the cutest thing everrr.
FACT: *I laugh ... HARD ... at the stupidest stuff.
FACT: *Nancy Grace is the shiiit.
FACT: *Michelob Ultra is my favorite beer. Crown and ginger is the best aaand shot of choice...Hennesseyyyyyy!
FACT: *I'll fight for what I want. Literally if need be.
FACT: *My shoe size is 6.5 or 7.
FACT: *I have A.D.D. FACT: *My hair is naturally DARK.
FACT: *I'm claustrophobic.
FACT: *I LOVE my best friend.
FACT: *Bugs scare me.
FACT: *I worry entirely TOO much.
FACT: *I absolutely LOVE spontaneity.
FACT: *Dorky stuff makes me smile. :)
FACT: *I do incredibly DUMB things.
FACT: *I don't like pantyhose OR when my socks get twisted.
FACT: *I honestly believe that I'm partially bi-polar.
FACT: *I'm a hypochondriac.
FACT: *I'm a bit of a "ding-bat".
FACT: *I should be crowned "America's Sweetheart."
FACT: *I am IN LOVE with Aric Eli Nelson IV.

*Aric and I are what we are. That doesn't necessarily mean that we are "together" NOR does it mean that I am "up for grabs." To be quite frank, it isn't ANYONE'S business. I've had situations to come up where dumb-fuck little girls want to assume things and try to cause a clusterfuck of drama and THAT is not appreciated. What I do is my business. Who I talk to is again, MY business. Who I sleep with every night... you guessed it... MY BUSINESS. Of course people are going to talk, whatever. BUT unless you're saying something nice or positive about me or my "relationships"... the best thing for you to do is take your gum-bumpin' elsewhere. I don't need jealousy OR negativity in my life. I will say this... I AM a woman who stands by her man ALWAYS (still NOT saying Aric and I are "together") BUT either way, he is veryyy dear to me and I have much love and respect for him as an individual and anyone who disrespects that in ANY way will find themselves in a world of mess and I PROMISE you, they'll wish that they had never disturbed this little lady's piece of mind. I don't do drama at all, BUT I can sure as hell stir some up if it's asked for. I have nooo problem at all making someone's life miserable if my toes are stepped on first. I don't take too lightly to people being disrespectful... ESPECIALLY if it's dealing with something/someone I truly care about. So if you're just another desperate little skank (yea, I said it) looking at my page being all nosey trying to find some way to cause some chaos... how cute are yewww?! Aha. No but really, there's no need to humor me with your failed attempt to sabotage my happiness. I see your messages AND comments and to be quite honest, it's sad how pathetic and trashy little girls are these days. I bet your mommies are SO proud! *tisk *tisk *tisk ANYwho... give it up and scroll to the top of my page and click on "Home" puh-leaseee and thank yew. ;) Best thing for you to do...

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