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Jaime

Yay for our bun in the oven!

About Me


So yeah... about me... I love animals, I'm a full-time cubical dweller, and I can be ultra prissy at times, but for the most part I'm just one of the guys. Thanks to Rob, I'm now a tattoo snob (Taz and Winnie make me cringe). I drive way too fast if I hear White Zombie in the car. I've had a crush on Vince Neil since I was 5. I'm lucky enough to own the board game "Ghettopoly" and jealous of people who are naturally tan. I probably have over 200 t-shirts, but only 2 pairs of jeans and I'll agree with anyone who says that I'm in the beginning stages of a shoe addiction (admitting you have a problem is the first step, right?). I am trying to re-learn Spanish (those 5 years in school have proved almost worthless) and I have no patience for people who don't know the difference between your and you're. My ABSOLUTE dream job would be working on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, although, I'd probably have to take Ty Pennington's place because I doubt I'd be able to work with him. ;)
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My Interests

Um, so yeah, I like tons of things...
Concerts,
Demolition Derbies,
Art Museums,
Frappuccinos,
Mexican food,
Hanging out with the guys,
Hanging out with the girls,
Gardening,
True crime books,
Makeup,
Shopping for... anything!,
Van Gogh,
My favorite music...,
Collecting Homies,
Shooting rubberbands,
Photography,
Animals (they're so cute!),
Bengals Football WHO DEY!,
Buckeyes Football,
Baseball games,
Playing basketball, softball, football, tennis, swimming, and/or biking,
Star Wars geeks,
The Crocodile Hunter (R.I.P.),
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,
People watching... anywhere!,
Flea markets,
Movies and TV,
Target (I can't resist!),
Traveling... I heart Cali!,
Gossipy magazines,
80's toys,
Putt-putt (AKA miniature golf),
Tiramisu Cheesecake,
Skee-ball,
Thomas Jane,
Edward Norton,
Christian Bale,
Trailer Park Life,
Other people's kids,
Stand-up comedy
(ie: DANE COOK, MITCH HEDBERG, NICK SWARDSON, JIM GAFFIGAN, & GEORGE CARLIN!),
Australia,
Conan O' Brien,
Junkyard Art,
Having a ridiculous amount of throw pillows and blankets,
Cheesy board games,
Scented candles (the kind that make it smell like you're baking, so it gives people false hopes),
And yeah, lots of other stuff that I'll add when I have more time... WORD!

I'd like to meet:



Judd Apatow, Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Christian Bale, Edward Norton, Clive Owen, Jason Bateman, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Rob Zombie, Vince freakin' Vaughn, Thomas Jane, Chino Moreno, Matt Groening, Mike Judge, Seth McFarlane, Kevin James... yeah, you can see somewhat of a pattern here...

Music:


Thursday is my ULTIMATE favorite band, hands down, but I listen to a few other bands as well...
Hatebreed,
Deftones,
Taking Back Sunday,
Thrice,
AFI,
Brand New,
Fall Out Boy,
Senses Fail,
Poison the Well,
Calabrese,
Glassjaw,
All American Rejects,
Finch,
Death Cab for Cutie,
Paramore,
Dashboard Confessional,
Hawthorne Heights,
A Fine Frenzy,
Straylight Run,
The Fray,
Motion City Soundtrack,
Sepultura,
Soulfly,
The Darkness,
Panic! at the Disco,
H2O,
Good Charlotte,
Nine Inch Nails,
The Cure,
Pantera,
The Used,
System of a Down,
KMFDM,
Weezer,
Bloodhound Gang,
Flogging Molly,
My Chemical Romance,
& NOFX.
I'm totally gonna out myself and say that I like Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson too... don't laugh!
Oh, and I love cheesy 80's hair band stuff like Poison, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, Warrant, and Def Leppard. I've been going through a Queen phase lately too. :)

Movies:


The Shining,
Seven,
Tommy Boy,
Dumb & Dumber,
Wayne's World,
The Hills Have Eyes,
Billy Madison,
Kids,
Primal Fear,
American History X,
Stand By Me,
The Wedding Singer,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
The Goonies,
Wizard of Oz,
Pan's Labyrinth,
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
Office Space,
SLC Punk,
The Devil's Advocate,
Saw,
Schindler's List,
Halloween,
American Beauty,
Forrest Gump,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
Dawn of the Dead,
Napoleon Dynamite,
The Client,
E.T.,
House of 1000 Corpses,
The Devil's Rejects,
Jackass,
Wedding Crashers,
The 40 Year Old Virgin,
Clerks 1 & 2,
Mallrats,
Dodgeball,
Old School,
Elf,
The Breakup,
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back,
Freeway...

Television:


The Simpsons,
Family Guy,
CSI,
THE OFFICE!,
Reno 911,
King of the Hill,
Robot Chicken,
How I Met Your Mother,
Big Bang Theory,
Dog the Bounty Hunter,
Flip That House,
Wife Swap,
The King of Queens,
Jeopardy (I'll take on anyone in Jeopardy, ANYDAY!),
Mythbusters,
Futurama,
Golden Girls,
any Comedy Central Roast and/or special,
all those cheesy nostalgia/countdown/reality shows on VH1 & MTV,
anything on Court TV,
and any type of makeover show. Yeah, you could say I like TV.

Books:

The Bell Jar, The Devil Wears Prada, and everything in between! I've been reading a lot lately, just going back and forth between murder mysteries and prissy, girly stories. My favs are the prissy, girly murder mysteries... ah, good stuff! One of these days I'll actually finish a Stephen King novel...

Heroes:

My mom is the coolest lady around! She raised my brothers and I on her own and she did an awesome job! Well, maybe not with my brothers so much, but I turned out pretty swell. I've definitely gotten my independence and strong will from her.

My Blog

Preggers Survey

1.How far along are you?Exactly 26 weeks today  2.Are you havin g a boy or a girl? Girl!!!  3.Is this your first child? My first, Rob's second!4.Baby' s name? Lydia5.How much weigh t have...
Posted by Jaime on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:54:00 PST

No turtles here...

Well in case anyone has been living under a rock (or they just don't pay attention to Rob and I... *tear*), we found out last week that we're having a GIRL!!!  Needless to say, we're just a tad e...
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:54:00 PST

Modesty is so in this season!

Today was my third doctor's visit since getting the big news and guess what?  I got my first ultrasound!  But apparently our child is very modest... its legs were crossed and everything!&nbs...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:36:00 PST

First comes love, then comes marriage...

This is my second blog... the first one erased itself... but for those who do not know, I have been keeping the hardest secret ever... I am PREGNANT!  I'm so excited, it's ridiculous!  I fou...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:12:00 PST

You know youll try it too!

I couldn't help but see what the difference was if I tried 4 different pics... I can't say I was surprised about the Asian thing, but a dude?  Come on!  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = ...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST

Never give Ty a marker when he has spare time...

1. Do you wear a name tag at work?I think we're supposed to, but I'm a rebel... muah ha ha... no one at work will know my name!... unless they know me because I've been there over 7 years... or they s...
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:29:00 PST

My Visual DNA

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Posted by Jaime on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:55:00 PST

Its the most wonderful time of the year...

You know what I love?  I love boxing up items for families in need (no really, that part is sincere, I do, it gives you warm fuzzies).  It's great when people donate money and clothing and f...
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:09:00 PST

2007: Year in Review

It's not quite the end of the year, but I was feeling nostalgic, so why not write a blog?  I have to say 2007 really has to be the most eventful year of my life.  I accomplished everything I...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST

It's about time!

Brace yourselves everyone& it's a long overdue blog!!!  Yay!  I guess the easiest way to write this is to start where I last left off.  No, Rob and I did not get the awesome house tha...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST