Markee ®

points to ponder...

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Should c...
Posted by Markee ® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pinoy expressionz

1. "mwah" means "i love you" (haaayyyy kaya pala) 2. "la lang" means "i miss you" or "love kita, di mo alam?" 3. "ok ka lang?" means " ano ka hilo?!?!" 4. "hay nako!" means " seryoso ako" 5. "inga...
Posted by Markee ® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

men's RULES 4 women...

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, an...
Posted by Markee ® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

isn't it great being a MAN?

Your butt is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You never feel compel...
Posted by Markee ® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

slang directory

GOING FOR A McShit Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy the...
Posted by Markee ® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST