SWANYWEENER

I was born and raised by travelling circus Dwarfs in the 19th Century. Moved all over the country and the Emerald Isle, which was fekkin grand. After Skateboarding away my youth, I was lucky enough to discover the joys of music and drugs, much to the pleasure of my freaky parents. Played a lot of laser based and TV games and done stunts ahoy with my kung Fu Brother Martino Campino. I went on tour with The National Opera as a down and dirty roadie for 6 months, making opera Rock n Roll and getting me and Monkey Boy banned from the booze stands. Things as they do went a bit goose, I sold my little studio and moved to New York with my Formidable Force compadre Burtrum Hyde (RIP R.S.). Switch between this and living in Hong Kong and jumping through a glass door and you have my early manchild years, chuck in some rave days and illegal parties in fields and wherehouses and you get the picture. Later still I managed to get myself a diploma in fine art, and then a degree in Film Production and was was surprised to discover I had won the JVC award for best short film production, so that was okay I guess, but I was still fuming that I didnt get a gold medal. Skip forward a few years and I have a whole heap of broadcast credits under my belt, ranging from documentaires for Channel 4, ITV and the BBC, to music promos for U Channel, Trouble and the Box. I also make the odd fantastic show reel for people if they give me money and I teach people to play the guitar if I can be arsed. Lately Ive been doing a bit of film and television work in front of the camera which is okay except that some old twat seems to think that we have to wait till the Director eats before we have a taste of the free grub thats on offer, which is okay if your the Boss Hog on set....sheeeezzzz dont they know who I am?!?!?huh?!?!? I mean really? Its only a god damn movie, lol, BUT when the moon is just right and there is injustice in the musical world, I become SWANY1FOOT one half of pop sensation SWITCH22 the super heroes of POP with GQ most waxed big boy SDB and the illusive Madame Hoof, with our trusty side kicks, The Vicar and his on off love dog Sister O'Mardy...check us out WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SWITCH22HOME, go .., flick n lick my lovelies . Aside from all this I like to eat tasty food and look out the window. Be seeing you! Swan

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