Name:
Kilroy
Birthday:
01 August 1980
Birthplace:
Tampa Florida
Current Location:
The cave.
Eye Color:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Brown w/ Silver
Height:
6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Left.
Your Heritage:
I'm a white boy
The Shoes You Wore Today:
my K-Swiss kicks
Your Weakness:
None of your fucking business.
Your Fears:
Read above statement.
Your Perfect Pizza:
Meat. More meat. Even more meat. Mushrooms. Green
peppers. Red onions. More meat. Pour on the fucking meat already!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Get thin and wreck every computer I think is better than
mine.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"huh?"
Thoughts First Waking Up:
"So, who's gonna fuck with me today?"
Your Best Physical Feature:
My penis, and the two nuts he hangs out with all the
time.
Your Bedtime:
Whenever I feel tired.
Your Most Missed Memory:
I don't remember. God damn I miss that memory.
Pepsi or Coke:
Surge
MacDonalds or Burger King:
That depends on what you feel like buying me...
Single or Group Dates:
Groups are for hanging out. Single dates, please.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
I was raised on Lipton, but I like both.
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke:
I most certainly do.
Do you Swear:
Shit, yeah.
Do you Sing:
Only when I'm in the mood.
Do you Shower Daily:
Shower? Hell no, I prefer the sweet aroma of my sweaty
nuts. What kind of fucking question is this?
Have you Been in Love:
I thought I was before, but it turned out to be a bad
case of gas.
Do you want to go to College:
I like to think so...
Do you want to get Married:
Eventually.
Do you believe in yourself:
I believe in my own conceited notion that I'm God's gift
to the planet Earth.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you think you are Attractive:
I'm drop dead sexy, and everyone wants to see me naked.
Are you a Health Freak:
I'm not, but I really should be.
Do you get along with your Parents:
My mother, yes. My father and I have a non-existant
relationship.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
I love them, but not around my electrical equipment.
Do you play an Instrument:
Does the tromboner count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:
Cigarettes, yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Only my medication. And whatever they put in the water
these days. Mmm, Prozac...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
No.
In the past month have you been on Stage:
No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
No.
Ever been Drunk:
Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:
No.
Ever been Beaten up:
Yes.
Ever Shoplifted:
Yes.
How do you want to Die:
I want to be straddled to a nuke, screaming YEE-HAW as I
twirl my sombrero in the air.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Fuck if I know.
What country would you most like to Visit:
Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
I don't have a preference.
Favourite Hair Color:
I don't have a preference.
Short or Long Hair:
I prefer short (shoulder-length or shorter), but have
been known to notice longer hair on occasion.
Height:
5'7"
Weight:
135 lbs.
Best Clothing Style:
Whatever she looks good in.
Number of Drugs I have taken:
I'm sure it's astronomical at least. It would probably
be better to ask what I haven't taken.
Number of CDs I own:
Fuck if I know. I'm not counting them.
Number of Piercings:
Zero.
Number of Tattoos:
Zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: