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About Me

Came to fame in 1981 when my good friends at Blue Peter named me spastic of the year. Things were going great, i got a free house out of the deal with all the mod cons. I was getting ass like you wouldnt believe and i was even inline to suceed Daley Thompson as the new face of Lucozade until i got involved with the wrong crowd. Peter "try it once" Pervis introduced me to smack long before my good friend Zammo Maguire made it fashionable. Unfortunately for me I had no Roland Browning in my life to save me and when i was found in the local tescos parking lot masturbating next to a blue volvo while singing Bohiemian Rhapsody things took a turn for the worse. Suddenly i was an outcast, a nobody. A 1980's John Leslie if you will. Then once my relationship with up and coming whizz kid Stephen Hawking was revealed it was over. I still say to this day though i did not have sexual relations with that man. Shit if Clinton can get away with it why cant I????Anyway now i live in a nice wooden 7 x 3 box with a velvet lining, well cosy it is too. Lifes good!!!

My Interests

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Always been a bit of a ladies man. I really like girls who like to kneel.

My Blog

Hawking

Im really bored today. I beat a few down syndrome kids at chess this morning. Not much of a challenge really. I really am pretty smart for a monger. In fact I'll tell you a secret. Im am Steven Hawkin...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 14:40:00 GMT

Am I a racist?

A funny thought entered my head today. Ive never slept with a black woman. Come to think of it Ive never slept with an Asian or a Latino. Now I never judge a book by its cover but I think that makes m...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:29:00 GMT

Blue Peter Reunion

So I get to the Blue Peter reunion in the family room of Swansea library and I find out its on the third floor. Third fucking floor and theres no lift!!!!. Cheeky fucking bastards after all I've done ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 15:00:00 GMT

What a crazy weekend

I had a blast this weekend. I had been going through a dry spell recently and was getting a bit down about it. Well i popped down to the local ATS to get a tyre changed on my wheelchair and i noticed ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jan 2005 07:11:00 GMT

London Marathon

So i think i might enter the marathon this year. Its downhill all the way isnt it????
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 09:48:00 GMT

Quiet day today

Just chilling out with the boys, we started to play poker but i kept knocking everyones chips over so we called it a day and rented the first star wars trilogy. Just finished watching The Empire Strik...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:18:00 GMT