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chris

About Me

Sarcastic, smartass, Not a sheep, I don't follow the crowd.I would much rather go fishing or read a novel than watch anything on network TV.(American Idol blows)I don't watch reality TV, there are enough idiots in everyday life, just look at our leaders and law makers.

My Interests

Anime,Heavy Metal,Musclecars,Bonsai,Flyfishing and Flytying, contributing to the decline of western civilization, adding chlorine to the gene pool.

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith,Howard Stern,Steven Hawking, Isahan, King Diamond, Immortal, Slayer, Judas Priest, Glen Danzig.

Music:

King Diamond, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Kittie, Crisis, Otep, Octavia Sperati, Lacuna Coil, Cradle of Filth, Immortal, Emperor, Satyricon, Darkthrone, Venom, Zyklon, Bach, Beethoven, Holst, Sibelius, Wagner, Sarah Brightman,Garbage,BEHEMOTH,GWAR

Movies:

Alien, Aliens, anything by Wes Craven, George Romero, Clive Barker or John Carpenter, House of 1000 Corpses,Akira, Ghost in the Shell,uchu senkan Yamato, anything by Miyazaki! Airplane. Any old horror movies with Vincent Price, Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing

Television:

Family Guy, Stargate, Galactica, Law & Order, Futurama, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, X-Files, Absolutely Fabulous, Red Dwarf, Mythbusters, American Choppers, Billy and Mandy, Invader Zim

Books:

First and Only by Dan Abnett, A Brief History of Time by Steven Hawking, anything by Lovecraft,August Derleth,Robert W. Chambers,Robert E Howard,Brian Lumley,Dean Koontz,Robert McCammon,Graham Masterton,Orson Scott Card or Dan Simmons.

Heroes:

Mel Brooks+ Richard Pryor=Blazing Saddles. The person who created beer.