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About Me

I'm not a complicated dude. I do things that make me happy, i work and i try to make a select few peoples exsitance a little better. I dont dance unless i have a lil booze in me, i havnt been to a show in a while. i miss that. I like to art things/places. my life is tweaked in differnt ways to keep me entertained. I asspire to be a tattoo artist. I'm going to school for graphic design. Im pretty laid back, don't like drama but its hard to stay drama free these days. at least it keeps things interesting. Live free, Stand strong, Die happy.

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Someone WunderfulChuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings. Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem. Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Chuck Norris invented a time machine to stop the JFK assassination. he went back in time and deflected all 3 of lee harvey oswalds bullets with his beard......... JFK's head EXPLODED in sheer amazement. Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father. Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers defensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
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I miss you already

so i guess im moving to boston, or near it anyway, to go to school. yup its about time i did something with my life. Im so comfortable here, and yeah i wanted to live on my own but i dont think ive fe...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:26:00 GMT

grown ass man shit

soooooo.... im 23. at first i felt old. i still kinda do but whatever. its cool. im over it. Now, ive done high school with a side of extra classes, and ive done about three periods of college, its t...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:51:00 GMT

TOTALLY weird dream

i was with my girl going to some movie night at some store and all of a sudden it turned into ry-pies house (his parents house) and there were mad people there about to watch this movie. so i went to ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:04:00 GMT

wow

im confused.... so very &...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:50:00 GMT

foster

so i bought my loveably dumb turtle 4 fish, and within a half a week he has eaten 3 of them. a couple months ago it took him like 2 weeks to eat two of em. im so proud of my lil guy, i think im gunna ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:57:00 GMT

thank you my babies

so im pretty gay. i woke up to some nonsense for like 2 days and i made a big deal out of it. cuz im a little bitch. i think the lack of snow got to me. but nothing helps like a 3 mile dose of stratto...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:16:00 GMT

falling...

away from me...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:25:00 GMT

it still sucks, but i figured it out for me at least

life is nuts. one minute your head over heals for someone and then the next, thats taken away. you can think it was love and pine over them for centuries, then in an instant, you have a new target. no...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:49:00 GMT

THANX FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hi everyone, thank you to all my FRIENDS who made my birthday a great time. There are people who had their own agenda who i used to think of as friends but at least now i know who is and who isn't. It...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 14:06:00 GMT

w-ow

soooooooooooooooooooo......... tonight was crazy. Everything was going good. A little beer pong...some cake...cheeseburgers...wilin' out...you know havin good times. the night was windin down. down to...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 03:24:00 GMT