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Dan

The rhythm of the glass is stronger than the rhythm of night

About Me

Well, it all started when my Dad put his penis in my Mum's vagina. Oops! I said a naughty! Tee Hee! Suck a pitbull's cock with Heinz tomato ketchup.
Went to school, got a degree, met a beautiful girl, joined a band. I don't know the rest yet.
I love MySpace because people comment how super hot you are, it's so awesome! Let's go to the mall and eat enchiladas! Yeah! I love L.A!

SUPPORTING GOLDFRAPP @ THE MANCHESTER RITZ.

MY FRIEND, BARNEY SILLY!
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My Interests

Music Bass Movies Writing Literature Skiing Tennis Football Nintendo Reading Gigs Tasteless Humour Special K Hairdryers

I'd like to meet:

a ghost.

Music:

Deftones, Team Sleep, Biffy Clyro, Brand New, Radiohead, Beastie Boys, Green Day, Glassjaw, Miles Davis, The Sunshine Underground, Idlewild, Black Sheep, Wesley Willis, Jetplane Landing, Fall Out Boy, Placebo, At The Drive-In, Broken Social Scene, Boards Of Canada, John B, Sigur Ros, RATM, My Vitriol, M83, Resident Evil & Final Fantasy soundtracks (geek chic) and anything I can rave my little ass off to.

Movies:

Anything by Takeshi Kitano, Takeshi Miike. My top ten in no particular order - Lost In Translation, Audition, Leon, The Empire Strikes Back, Reservoir Dogs, Ring, Dead Man's Shoes, Go, Hana-Bi, Donnie Darko.

Television:

The Office, Phoenix Nights, Peep Show, Extras (big shout out to Gutrot and Bosshog).

Books:

American Psycho, Glamorama, Less Than Zero, Rules Of Attraction, The Informers, The Secret History, Twelve, Northern Lights, The Catcher In The Rye.

Heroes:

Rafe Hattaway, he really knew how to rock a cheetah's ass.

My Blog

Really Important News

I'm about to have a wank.Thank you for your attention.x
Posted by Spoons on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

Cold Turkey - "Sqwark. Brrrrrrr, bit chilly tonight."

So I am going to try my damndest to avoid any drink or drugs for a while. I'm not going to set myself any sort of time period, because when does that ever work. I figure 'a while' can be any amount of...
Posted by Spoons on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:18:00 PST

Rats! Rats! Rats!

Said subject title is a killer song from the new Deftones album. Absolutely mindblowing.The new EP is being mastered and sounds absolutely incredible. December 4th is the release date, and I guarantee...
Posted by Spoons on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

Fuck yeah!

Awesome night.   No other words.   Jesus H Christ that was FUCKING AWESOME!!!   End of hysteria.   xxx
Posted by Spoons on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

Narcotics part 2.

prove yourself.x
Posted by Spoons on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST

Narcotics

Note to self: Today needs to be a turning point.
Posted by Spoons on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

We're playing Leeds Festival!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best birthday present ever. Full Stop. . x x x x x x x x x x Happy Dan x x x x x x x x x x x x x
Posted by Spoons on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST

BUY THE SINGLE NOW!

Fallen is now available to pre-order now, or if you prefer, digital download via itunes! Check out the myspace site for details, or search for "Vib Gyor" on the ol' itunes. Thanks for your support x...
Posted by Spoons on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

"Fallen"

Ok, I need your help... VOTE FOR VIB GYOR HERE! http://www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=75518 Crazy times, so exciting. The single has been played on Phil Jupitus breakfast show, Zane Lowe, and 6Music so ...
Posted by Spoons on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:06:00 PST

I'm not scene.

At least I don't think I am. I'm not sure what scene is. I think it's someone who keeps up with the latest trends without fail, pouts, has a very trendy emo haircut and a very trendy girlfriend. No,...
Posted by Spoons on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:44:00 PST