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I am the pwnage, bitches!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

About me? I'm not hard to get along with. I'm impossible!
I love to walk the line between confidence and cockiness, unique and unusual, and, above all else, interesting and institutionalized.
I've been playing guitar for six years (that's since I was fourteen years old, folks). You can find some of the stuff I've recorded here.
I'm also a "computer guy", but not like your average gamer who thinks he can fix a computer just because he installs video cards for people or has "built his own rig"; although I do play games and build gaming computers! I've been fixing/building computers for, at least, 15 years and I know what I'm doing. Kids, don't try this at home.
I'm a huge nerd in damn near every sense of the word. I've also got this "metal-head" thing going on with the musical interests, style of clothing and my overall appearance. I figure one half of me should be giving my other half swirlies and locking me in my locker, or something. I have a tendency to contradict myself.
I also have the most wonderful girl at my side, who I love to death, and I hope she stays ignorant to the fact that she could do a thousand times better than me! XD
I am also the proud owner of a 1992 Honda Civic Si and a fan of Japanese cars in general.
I'm on AIM (24/7) so if you wanna say hi, the screen name is:
x Marcs316 x
The same goes with MSN Messenger and you can find me at xfuel_for_fire(@)hotmail.com
Or just give me a message over Myspace. I dig talking to new people all the time, so don't be shy, kiddo.

My Interests

Guitar, computers, all kinds of music ranging from classic rock, to death metal to Eurobeats, techno and J-Pop, singing both "cleanly" and "growls", video games, cooking, bowling, golfing, etc.

I like and do lots of different things. I don't think I could name all the random things I like to do, but if you'd like, message me and I could bloody well try!

I'd like to meet:

Any of my favorite guitarists and vocalists. Basically, anyone in my "heroes" section.

And especially.....

Music:



Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Death, Nighwish, Arch Enemy, Iced Earth, Queen, Children of Bodom, Slayer, Pantera, Cannibal Corpse, Helloween, The Beatles, Metallica, Judas Priest, Gorillaz, Mindless Self Indulgence

Movies:

Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Ghostbusters, Clerks, Mallrats, Kill Bill, Fist of Legend, Rocky, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead (Original), Land of the Dead, Legend of the Drunken Master, Borat, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Army of Darkness, Die Hard, Star Trek: First Contact, Pirates of the Caribbean

Television:

Spaced, Metalocalypse, Fawlty Towers, My Name is Earl, The Mythbusters, Scrubs, Reno 911, Heroes, Initial D, Rurouni Kenshin, DearS, Trigun, Inuyasha, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide
The Princess Bride
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Life, The Universe and Everything
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
Mostly Harmless
Young Zaphod Plays it Safe
The Art of Deception (by Kevin Mitnick)

Heroes:

Chuck Schuldiner, Ripper Owens, Dave Murray, Dave Mustaine, Rob Halford, Freddie Mercury, Matt Barlow, Michael Amott, Angela Gossow

My Blog

FUCKING PHONE!

My phone decided to be funny and delete all my contacts AGAIN, so I no longer have anyone's phone number. The main problem with this is that I don't have my computer with me to sync my phone with and ...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:42:00 PST

My life without Internet

I wish I could be writing this blog entry from my house, in my room, on my computer. But, alas, we're still without Internet and I'm still at Amanda's. It seems like ages ago where I sat in front of m...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:19:00 PST

X-Mas Wish List?

Nikki told me to post a X-Mas list, so here we go:DVD's (The easiest thing, right?):Live Free or Die Hard (Widescreen)Hot Fuzz (Widescreen)Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (Widescreen)Blades of Glory (Widescr...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST

Metroid on the NES

Ok, what the fuck? When I was little, we never had many games for the NES, not to mention I had no friends to tell me which games were good when I went out to go rent them. As I got a little older, I ...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

In case you forgot I was a nerd...

This is a conversation my friend and I had about the newest (well, it's not so new now) Star Trek series called "Enterprise". Easily the WORST series in Star Trek history.Machinax: Watch the Xindi arc...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

On and on. Does anybody know what we are living for?

It's funny, everytime I go back and read a blog entry, I say to myself "Am I that rude and vulgar?" I hope I only WAS that rude and vulgar. I'd like to think I've "settled down" since then.... Slowly ...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST

I'm burnin' through the sky. Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit!

How the Hell are there 232 views on my blog? I have, like, five entries. The Hell is wrong with you people? Haven't you got lives? *Sigh* Oh well. I guess I can update for you sick, sick bastards.How ...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

Up here in space, I'm looking down on you.

So yeah, update? Sure. Why not? How bout I explain the (not so) grand origins of the Metal Mouse? Long story short, Bette had some eyeliner and drew on Kitty's face to make her look like a mouse. Me, ...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

One for all, all for one.

I think I'll update this thing....So what's been up? Not a whole lot. I was in Hollywood with all of my HW friends and such. Lotsa fun. Friday was the greatest night EVER. That's all I have to say abo...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:07:00 PST

My First Poker Analysis!

Aye Dios mio! Ok, Ben and I are playing poker online. I fold before the flop while Ben holds a Q8. Flop comes:AKQBen bets, some guy goes all in, Ben calls. The guy is holding a J10, giving him the str...
Posted by I am the pwnage, bitches! on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:52:00 PST