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BARNES

Yeah, It's my F'n BIRTHDAY!!!!!

My Interests

Movies:



Rudy Rude Ruby
People Iced: Thirty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: None. Pathetic.
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: The Toe Slicer
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Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandon Barnes
Birthday: May 1, 1979
Birthplace: Cullman, AL
Current Location: Birmingham, AL
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: thats right!
Your Heritage: Carbon-Hillian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Grey 991 new balance
Your Weakness: Dark hair-ed, dark skin women!! (ex. My Wallpaper)
Your Fears: ????????
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage & Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pharmaceutical sales JOB!!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF??? Have never even considered using IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hit snooze, then hit it again for 8 more, and then accidentally turning it off and over sleeping!
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest i guess
Your Bedtime: Thurs.-Sun. 9am yes...AM Mon.-Wed. well before 9am
Your Most Missed Memory: Amanda Lanier
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single... not 13 anymore!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: yes.. and can play the hell out of a steering wheel guitar while driving down the road!
Do you Shower Daily: yep not to hot not to cold.
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Wanna go back...
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes. I learned that the hard way..DEEP SEA FISHING!
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes ma'am! They are 2 of my BEST-EST friends! I'm very fortunate!
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes i guess. Maybe w/ a little rain. then zzzzz(sleepy time)
Do you play an Instrument: Does air guitar or drums count? Then of course!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Beer is for Breakfast!
In the past month have you Smoked: Camel Special Lights!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but double stuff Oreos sound good right now!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but I am damn ready to!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does Cable count?
Ever been Drunk: Close, but would not call it drunk. Too high of a tolerance...
Ever been called a Tease: Not no...... But HELL NO!
Ever been Beaten up: punched and kicked maybe, but not beaten up. Lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: Never
How do you want to Die: I would like to be smothered to death by a few dozen Playmates @ the Playboy Mansion (at 97 yrs. of age).
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A successful father very comfortable in my career in Pharmaceuticals or w/ my own business; hope to retire early from good investments; and for some reason I think I will invent some little nic nac that will sell millions!
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: lt. or dk. brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'7
Weight: 120
Best Clothing Style: wife beater and dark blue jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: none.. well i guess Celebrex is a Drug
Number of CDs I own: Way to many to count-- Music Junkie!
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: The year..... 1997, The place..... Panama City, The reason...... Graduation. The Tattoo..... only 1 & it's on my ankle!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I mean everyone has regrets, but I would only change a few things if any at all...... While growing up I would have spent even more time w/ both sets of my Grandparents. I would have tried in school instead of just going through the motions. I would've started investing my money at an earlier age so I could retire @ 35 HaHa! And I would have recently changed the way I went about buying my house..... I would have tried to put it in my name, or the others name only...just one or the other, not both. If "yours truly" would have went with this approach he could have saved time, money, pissed-off-ness, and more money.... But, other than that I wouldn't change CHIT!!!
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How to make a Brandon B

How to make a Brandon BIngredients:1 part mercy3 parts silliness1 part leadershipMethod:Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!Usern...
Posted by B-Twice on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:14:00 PST

Dogs at sporting events

This past weekend at the Auburn Flordia game my friend Bart pointed something out to me.... Why in the hell do people bring their animals (Mainly just DOG/s) to sporting events.  You know the typ...
Posted by B-Twice on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST