My mother's name was 'Fashions', my father 'Yo Yo's Boy', and they begot me, 'Versace YoYo'. I had a brief but blazing career at Capalaba race track where I netted a total of $175 in prize money. I like lounging on leather suites, tripping on gourmet, and being waited on by my minions. This is the hand that feeds me:
