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About Me

- I'm a geek.
- I love everyone, mostly.
- I don't judge people, nor like being judged.
- I don't label people, nor like being labeled.
- I'm opinionated, but don't force them on others.
- I'm optimistic.
- I'm happy.
- I'm a father.
- I still play Dungeons and Dragons.
- I will fix your computer for sexual favors.
- I don't have a religion, but am open to all possibilities.
- I have a problem with authority.
- I will question and debate any subject.
- I get naked and dance in the desert once every year.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Please read the following friendship contract before sending me a friend invite. From hence forward, "Inviter" refers to you, the person sending the friend invitation. "Invitee" refers to me, the person recieving the friend invitation.

I, the Inviter, hereby attest to the legal fact that I am not a "MySpace Friend Whore," which signifies that I, the Inviter, am not simply adding the Invitee for the soul purpose of gaining friends and increasing my "bimbo level" as a MySpace Whore because that is lame and really a dick thing to do.

In addition, I, the Inviter, attest to the legal fact that I am not adding the Invitee to simply ask questions about HTML, CSS, or Web Design. The Inviter acknowledges that the Invitee knows nothing of such matters.

I, the Inviter, also claim to be of legal MySpace age and will not stalk the Invitee unless I'm a hot chick above the age of 18 and am non-violent outside of bed. In addition, if I should choose to stalk the Invitee, I will sit pretty, keep my trap shut, and bring beer as requested by the Invitee. Stalking may also change the status to a Stalker - Stalkee relationship as opposed to a Inviter - Invitee relationship which will require my signature on a seperate legally binding contract.

I, the Inviter, understand that this contract may be terminated by either party for any reason without any warning. All douchebaggery may be punished by demeaning bulletins or by clicking the ever present block button.

Signed - XXX

My Blog

Weird...

So here I am still trying to get a job. Things are looking up, i've had a couple of interviews that look promising, and i'm sure one will come through. For now however I've been experimenting with a c...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:59:00 GMT

I need a job...

If anyone knows of positions in the IT field of work, let me know. I’m going to end up homeless otherwise!
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:08:00 GMT

Holy shit i’m hungry.

So the beginning of November I decided to make some conscious decisions to change some of my habits to try and become a more healthy person. This started with a fast. Unfortunately ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:19:00 GMT

Obscure sexual terms

In case you don't know, now you know! Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Angry DragonImmediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. W...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:37:00 GMT

People are monkeys

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Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 00:35:00 GMT

25 Benefits of Global Warming

1. Minnesota can change its license plate slogan from "Shit hole" to "The State with Two Coasts."2. Kansas will finally get what it deserves: a hurricane.3. Saying "I hate winter" will be like saying ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 00:19:00 GMT

Retarded friends, that bug the shit out of me.

This works in two parts. First, is a rant. The second part, is a solultion.I don't know about the rest of you guys, but doesn't it get a little annoying to get a email from a friend in which they say ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:22:00 GMT

why

does it talk being drunk to post a heartfelt blog? I dunno, but it seems thats when some of the best stuff comes out.So tonight I had a weird experience, maybe some of the psychological fucks out ther...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:31:00 GMT

pleasing your woman, v2.0

Haha so I wonder if this is why my account got deleted. I guess we'll find out. Originally this was posted for some friends who wanted to know my technique..Not that i'm one to brag or anything but...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:16:00 GMT

its neat when your account gets deleted for no reason

All the hard work I put into my personal page... the countless hours I spent helping others on myspace make cool pages, helping people in all kinds of forums, signing on friends of mine to this pla...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jan 2005 01:11:00 GMT