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~* Vanity *~

Liquor in the front , Poker in the Rear /

About Me


.. this layout is from whateverlife.com!I'm generally a sweet person. Not to everyone, but those who deserve it. I always have my guard up. And trust barley anyone. Why you ask? Because everyone is always out to fuck me. I have my share of Haters (my Fans).Either they wanna be me, or be with me. I Love very few things in the world. so if you fuck with them .I can and will promise you, I will make it my life's mission to fuck up your life. Be it emotionally or physically. And trust me I can be VERY Malicious and vindictive. I don't have time for head games. Or people trying to toy with me. I’m not looking for a fuck buddy. So let me clarify that right now. I could give a shitless about your dick.The size, shape or what you can do with it. The same goes for your tongue. Because let's be serious. No guy is better then the Rabbit. Sorry to be a kill joy, but fuck it .It's true!!! But back to me. I’m a sarcastic person, but a funny one. A lot of people tend to come to me for advice. I’m everyone’s Dr. Phil. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I can be blunt at times .And say a lot of shit that makes peoples jaws drop. But I’m just me. I’m not Ever going to change. For those who don't like me. Or talk shit about me. you can Suck shit covered Donkey Dick!!! ..ace_00/Banners/rastaWHOIAM-1-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" ..ace_00/Banners/dontbitewhore.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" ..ace_00/about%20me%20icons/th_001.jpg" ..ace_00/about%20me%20icons/th_1.gif" ..ace_00/about%20me%20icons/th_4.png" ..ace_00/about%20me%20icons/th_5.gif"
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My Interests

&&For my fanclub (my haters This is an ode to you my darlings. You know who you are. you come in both male and female…shims even. Always talking making up stories. Analyzing me and my every move. Picking apart my ever pore and flaw .You should really work for the national enquirer. What’s sad and pathetic is you really think you faze me. Sweethearts let me be the one to tell you. You fucking don’t. You are nothing to me. But what’s interesting is I’m everything to you. I’ll explain. Never have I said anything of the sort of me being perfect. I do have flaws but they work perfectly for me. I do my own thing. Wear my hair and make up the way I want to&. Don’t like it ? Did I fucking ask for your seal of approval? Nope, sorry. I understand your hating because you wish you were me. Or were fucking me. But that will never happen. Poor babies..OOOh and don’t deny it. For my female fans…Nope I don’t wish to be like you .You’re just a ugly bitch that tries too hard. And screams for attention. Unlike you. I don’t have to say one fucking word. Don’t have to look at anyone. And I already know all eyes are one me. I could have two days old make up on my face. Knots in my hair that look like dreds.And could be wearing the same pajamas for four days on my period. And still will have attention.Now just think about if I was trying as hard as you.You would really be assed out. Am I conceited? No, I’m selective .It’s not my fault. Your man wants me. Take that’s shit up with him.Step up your game.Or choose a better man. For my male fans. No , I don’t wanna fuck you. Notice I don’t respond to stupid shit being said to me. Honey, if I wanted you I’d have you. simple as that. Am I a bitch ? At times.But you wouldn’t know because you’re not in my inner circle. Damn it has got to really hurt to see everything you’ll never be, or be with.So this is a Thank you fanclub.All the Love makes me realize how important I truly am.Big Kiss Muawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh ♥xoxoxo xoxoxo People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest.Taking pride in devouring and dominating their partners. They long for the touch of another.Skin to Skin.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attractive towards the opposite & same sex.They tend to remain mysterious & low Key till the time is right.

Dating & Relationship Advice
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I'd like to meet:

I’M NOT LOOKING TO MEET ANYONE.AS YOU CAN SEE I’M NOT SINGLE.With the exception of my bitches.Sadly though I can’t meet two of them Marilyn Monroe, and Zorita R.I.P.Who I would be looking to meet would be Sherry Britton, Melyssa Ford, Angelina Jolie, Masumi Max, Jesse Jane, Jenna Jameson, Pamela Anderson ,K.D Aubert,Dita von Teese.And Vida So I could shit on her.Because No she doesn’t have an amazing ass.I have seen bigger.And no she is not Gorgeous she looks like fucking Amy fisher and Liza minelli.To all the men that have their mouths open in disbelief.You aren’t real Ass fans if you like hers

Music:

I listen to everything and anything.I don't like just one type of Genre.I'm Diverse. If I like a song I have my reasons behind it.My mood can be directly related to the music, I'm listening too.I listen to a song over and over till I get out of the mood I'm in.Making everyone around me, Learn all the words.Even if they hate the song.Catching them singing along...lol

Movies:

Wedding Crashers The forty year old Virgin Drop Dead Fred Meet the parents & the Fockers 50 first Dates Heartbreakers The Addams family 1& 2 Natural Born Killers American History X The butterfly Effect Gia Goodfellas Mean Girls White Chics All Scary Movies The NoteBook The Little Black Book A lot Like Love Unfaithful The Sweetest Thing Serendiptiy Romeo and Juliet Sliver Boogie Nights The Break up Lilo & stitch Cinderella Sleeping Beauty The Little Mermaid The Wizard of Oz

Television:

The L word, I Love Lucy,Tyra,Family Guy,Paula Dean(my my my My Key Lime Pie) Rachael Ray(YUM-O)Gstring Divas,Cat House,Pornocopia,Family Business,Penn & Teller bullshit,Weed's,Mind of Mencia,the History Channel,The discovery Channel,Dirty job's,Flip this house,antique's roadshow /strong

Heroes:

Dont STEAL
BITCH
–This means YOU !!!
For those of you that steal my shit, especially my Marilyn and Jessica Rabbit. Do the world a favor and go fuck yourself. Unlike your page that probably doesn’t even have the fucking pictures centered. I actually spend time on my page. Everything on my page is about me. So get some originality find your own Identity. Not mine ©!!! And for those that didn’t Read this I hope ur clit rots off ,and u get a yeast infection that smells like Tuna that has been in the sun for a week. Yummmmmmmmmm

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My Blog

Gloomy Day's seem brighter

I Love Love LOOOOOOOOOOve her voice. I don't know why. Just do. It's captivating and alluring. Sometimes I swear I feel so much older then what I am. As if I'm not 22.Like some old lady liv...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

Smile

Lily Allen Smile LyricsWhen you first left meI was wanting moreBut you were fucking that girl next doorWhat'cha do that for? (What'cha do that for?)When you first left meI didnt kno...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

Cold

Wow it just was one of those night's.That there are no real word's for.But "WOW". When it was all over it felt surreal like a Dream.Did this all just happen ? I think I have to re-gr...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

putting it out there

If I give you a piece of me , Don't mistreat or throw it away.If I open up to you , don't close yourself off.When I love you,just love me backDon't make me hate myself in the morning.For your foolish ...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

Fool

I remember the look in your eyesWhen I told you that this was goodbyeYou were begging me not tonightNot here, not nowWe're looking up at the same night skyAnd keep pretending the sun will not riseBe t...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST

Selfish

And what's amazing is you probably planned all this shit out.You had it your mind.That you were going to be out in a flash .Even though you said I was part of your plans.Knowing for damn sure I wasn'...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Bitter

With each passing day I'm becoming more & more bitter.when you decide you want everything back to what it was.I won't be able to be who I was .Because You fucking killed her.Sho...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Wake Up Alone

Amy Winehouse Wake Up Alone Lyrics It's okay in the day I'm staying busyTied up in love so I don't have to wonder where is heGot so sick of cryingSo just latelyWhen I catch myself I do a 180I stay up...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

Too much information emotional scar-o

10 things about yourself...anything...1 I hate underwear and bra's2. I use to work on T.V3 Allergic to smoke ,no bullshit4. I hate VEAL 5. I have over 400 movies6. i really don't talk to my b...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST

KrAZy BiTcH

I don't even know why I fucking try with you.I'm only looking like the motherfucking fool.Pouring my heart out.And what did you give me in return ?Nothing but tears.After all I have...
Posted by ~* Vanity *~ on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST