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Ohio

Corporate Boyfriend Material

About Me

I like to look at maps.

My Interests

I want a cabin in the woods, a puppy, and a nice, thin, blonde boy who's fit, smells good, and thinks I'm great. Also a 1977 Ford 4x4 pickup.

I'd like to meet:

more blondes.

Music:

Hank Williams is the only thing I care about.

Movies:

Hound Dogs & Whippoorwills, coming soon to a theater near you.

Television:

I have recently discovered Reno 911.

Books:

A boy reading a book is just about the sexiest thing in the world. Still reading a very long book by John McFee about geology, which has me thinking maybe I ought to go back to grad school to become a renown paleontologist when I'm done being a lawyer.

Heroes:

is a good David Bowie song, but Hank Williams it ain't.

My Blog

On Bob Dylan

When I was 18 years old, I could sit and listen to Like a Rolling Stone over and over and over again. I could sit there, and every single time, that first drum beat would slightly startle me, and the...
Posted by Ohio on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:11:00 PST

On Oil

For those of you curious about what the current spike in the price of gas means, what causes it, what the US government can do about it, and what the future will bring, I have provided the following a...
Posted by Ohio on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:56:00 PST

Moonville (An excerpt)

[The following is an excerpt from my forthcoming novel, Moonville. Specifically, it is the first chapter. Pardon the lack of indentation. The MySpace blog editor is beyond me.]1. A Scoundrel and Hi...
Posted by Ohio on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

On America

So here's the thing about America. Don't get me wrong, I love this country. When people talk enviously of other countries, "Oh why can't it be more like Europe here?" I get angry inside and I hurt a ...
Posted by Ohio on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

On Policy

On PolicyA man needs policy. If he can come up with a set of sure-fire policies, and then stick to them, he can guard against the kinds of rash errors in judgment that so often get a well-intentioned ...
Posted by Ohio on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

On Style- Pt. 2

In the interests of masculinity, style, and getting laid, the 20-something male should keep the following rules of fashion in mind at all times.1. There are a lot of handsome and well-meaning, but ul...
Posted by Ohio on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

Best November Ever

Well. It's been the best November ever. Here is what has happened.1. The Democrats took the House and the Senate. Oh, I do believe the national nightmare is over.2. Appellate Advocacy is over. Trust m...
Posted by Ohio on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST

On Cookie Monster

Yesterday, Cookie Monster came up in conversation. Cookie Monster was always the Sesame Street character I most identified with. I guess I have a lot of simple-minded obsessions, and I identified with...
Posted by Ohio on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

On Pitchfork.com

Okay, the relationship is over. It is true that, on occassion I have discovered new music on Pitchfork.com, and on even rarer occasions, fallen in love with some band that I never would have heard of ...
Posted by Ohio on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST

On Style

In the interests of masculinity, style, and getting laid, the 20-something male should keep the following rules of fashion in mind at all times.1. Go to the gym. I cannot emphasize this enough. In thi...
Posted by Ohio on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST