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KellyFace

"Too Little Too Late, Mate!"

About Me

BOO. I'm Kelly. This gets fucking changed every other day till I decide which one I like. I may just be the loudest girl you have ever met. Not in an irritating daddys girl way though. I'm a COMPLETE ladette (not in the common TV show way) more in the "i'll kick your arse" way. I'm living proof that girls say cunt. If I don't like you i'll tell you "I don't like you" but if I like you, i'll be a friend for life. I don't get on with girls as well as I get on with guys. Guys understand me. Girls don't. I don't say nasty things to people to deliberately hurt there feelings when they've done nothing to upset me. Sometimes I can be a little too harsh when i'm kidding around or mutter things under my breathe, my tact isn't fantastic. Falling over...fun? I do it all the time. My hobbies include: Rickrolling and dancing round in a trench coat/flashing mack to 'never gonna give you up', watching star wars and pointing out where the death star canteen is to people, calling myself an inanimate object, doing a baby voice and irritating the shit out of people. Oh and you know those kiddie rides outside tescos? I love them, me. I live to make people laugh, If I can't I probably won't like you. Shallow Huh?. Everything goes at lightspeed for me. I'm like Taz, just blonde : )...I LIKE FIRE. I should light them more..Now Forget Me You Already Have! ! I Am Infact THIS WOMAN!

My Interests

Music. Science. Extreme Sports. (Skydiving, Surfing, Skateboarding, Snowboarding) Smoking. Partying. Guns. Marks Random Late Night Saturday Visits. Joes Random in general Visits. My Friends. Music. Playing Guitar. Chasing Men (If I Can't Chase I Don't Want). 1940's and Swing Music. Religion. Debating. Sci-Fi. Texting Late Night Phone Calls FLIRTING Peroxide ;) Possing SEX Shopping The rare occasions I'm girly Expensive Make Up UNDERWEAR <3 Dressing Up Singing Drama Musicals Being the centre of attention

I'd like to meet:

Doctor Perry Cox: If I ever met this guy, who could probably give as good as he got with me, and hated me as much as he hates his wife (if he were real) I would marry the man. Not only would he be fantastic to argue with he'd argue back, and I wouldn't always win for once! Belle De JoerJenny McCarthyDavid Tennant.Pamela AndersonJoey RamoneAmy WinehouseI've got a brain. I like meeting other people with one too.Less Soppy people. I hate sloppy slushyness it's gross...all that "you hang up, no you hang up" nonesense makes me want to projectile vomit on people. All the "baby, cupcake hunny bunch your my world and i'd give my right arm for you..I can't live without you because your my world" will make me laugh in your face...

Music:

I'm weird with my music but honest: Otis Redding Amy Winehouse Kate Nash Cannibal Corpse Pantera Slipknot The Chiffons The Ramones AVA Billie Piper Cher The Buzzcocks Murderdolls Wednesday 13 Bikini Kill The Distillers Six Pence None The Richer Hole Led Zepplin Queen The Kooks The Delays The Guillemots Newton Faulkner KT Tunstall Sandy Thom The Raincoats Linkin Park Paul Weller 69 eyes Chimera Cascada Yellow Card CKY Bloodhound Gang Fall Out Boy Panic! at the disco NIN HiM Stained Nickelback Dianna Ross Freddie Star E.L.O Aerosmith The corel The clash Sex Pistols Fuck it i'm giving up...I have too many...SOD IT!

Movies:

Millions....... Armageddon, X-files fight the future,Drop Dead Fred,Dirty Dancing,GI Jane, Pearl Habour,Waynes World (only 1),High Fidelity,View From Top,Top Gun,Rocky Horror, Fifth Element,An Officer and a Gentleman (wonder why, The film that got me the nickname Mayonnaise and of course DEB!)<3, Murials Wedding, Scrooged, Grease, Bridget Jones' diary, Guest house paradiso!

Television:

Dr Who, torchwood ,x-files,Red dwarf,Buffy the vampire slayer, Extras, The Office, The Young One, Black Books, Early Doors, Angel ,Pingu,Tittytittybangbang,South Park,Big Brothers Big Mouth (just for Russel hes ace),eleventh hour, scrubs(Yeah I wanna marry dr cox! k?),powerpuffgirls!, Diagnosis murder (lol its the shiznickz), My parents are aliens!, pockoyo, Star treck ,Grizzly tales for grusome kids!! ,Little Britain best stuff on TV lol!!!

Books:

Secret Diaries Of A London Call Girl =]

Heroes:

In No Order Belle De Joer- For making me wanna be a highclass hooker.Pamela Anderson- Shes a blonde with big boobs and a multi millionaire... Bubbles- For being cute, and inspiring me to talk like i'm 4 all the time. Amy Winehouse- For not giving a shit. Doctor Cox- For being just as much of a sarcastic cunt as me. Debbie Harry- One of the most iconic blondes in history. Buffy- For prooving that little blonde chicks can kick ass. Dana Scully- For making me wanna join the FBI, run in high heels and for carrying the greatest love story of our time. The Spider (man of course)- For just being the worlds greatest superhero. The Doctor and Rose- The Doctor for being the sexiest man in time and space, and Rose for getting to be with the sexiest man in time and space, also carrying the second greatest love story of our time. Sora- For teaching me that if I twat things with a giant key munnybisuits fall out. Tink- For teaching me it's ok to be little and naughty. Princess Mia- For making me feel it was ok to be an utter train wreck in highschool. Elliot-for teaching me it's ok to be an utter trainwreck in adulthood too.My Natalie- My brunnette twin apparently. Sometimes we don't even need to talk, because we know what each one is thinking. She is my hero because she is everything i'm not. I'm not Kelly without my wife!

My Blog

Back on Form

Ok, so som of you may have noticed that lately, i've been a little, well not myself. 6 months ago I was laughing and joking, always looking fresh faced up for a laugh constantly. A big bundle of energ...
Posted by KellyFace on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:39:00 PST

In life.

In life, We have moments that define a life time, your first foot steps, your first day at school, your first friend, your first kiss, your first arguement, your first step into adulthood. We're told ...
Posted by KellyFace on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:55:00 PST

Not posted a blog in a while...

Hey =]..   I've not posted a blog in ages, the joke is since my last lots of things have changed...(don't they always), oh and as for New Years resolutions those have changed and been improved on...
Posted by KellyFace on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

My friends :)

Ok, I love my mates...I'm doing this because well...because I can...and because i'm bored and sick of losing them...so I better tell them what they mean to me...god this is emo.   Nat- This litt...
Posted by KellyFace on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:31:00 PST

i’ve lost my best friend because i’m an idiot!

my best friend has basically just stopped talking to me because he told me something and I freaked out...   I'm an idiot...and if Joe is reading this he should ring me or come round or something ...
Posted by KellyFace on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:33:00 PST

New Years resolutions (cant spell it)

1. Make REALISTIC resolutions! (tht right). 2. Learn how to spell resolutions 3. Finish all assignments on time and stop begging for extensions because i've been drunk the night before and vommited ...
Posted by KellyFace on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:34:00 PST

My story took it off my pro and bloged the bitch for fun :P

The fire engine story...... Once upon a time in a land far far away, a land of litter, hobbos and extremely cold weather, otherwise known as Manchester. There was a lonely little fire engine named ...
Posted by KellyFace on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:59:00 PST

2007: This year life update.

Ok so it's near the end of 2007 so I thought i'd do one of these life update things....This year has had its up and downs....But my friends have said it's what i've been in need of...=] as apparently ...
Posted by KellyFace on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:07:00 PST

I Must look like Uma Therman :S

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Posted by KellyFace on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:05:00 PST

This boi JOEY!

This Joey is ace. He makes me smile constantly, we txt each other all day long and have a complete giggle. he has pizza stuck to his pillows, he forgets to shave, he's sick at bass. He makes shit out ...
Posted by KellyFace on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:46:00 PST