When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong |
Hello, children ...steveO here. Sooooooooooooo, where to begin?It's finally nice outside, so damn sick of winter I could just hooarf! And now it's done, so now I'm cool.I live in a trailer, people ....
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 11:01:00 GMT |
Ode to Hop-along HaleBOP |
Well, there once was a cat named HaleBOP
And he bop, and we bop, with glee bop
His lack of a leg never hanged down his head
And so he'd want us to bop with him nonstop
I know, not a v...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:14:00 GMT |
No License and No OUtside Job Make SteveO something something ... |
God, I can't wait to go onto house arrest at this point.
Okay, so I don't work at Bruno's now, but the Pens DID win their first game in OT, and even though i decided to drink instead of work, I suppos...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:10:00 GMT |
happyface pantaloons! |
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ...
Lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Absorbatent, yellow and porous is he?
If nautical nautical nonsense is something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and flop like a...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:35:00 GMT |
my bologna has a first name, it’s "MYSPACE" |
It seems like most of my blogs start off by saying how "it's been a while, and I'll be on here more often from here on out" ... but, well ... i guess if it works, then with no further ado ..........
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:39:00 GMT |
Is your refrigerator running ...? |
And other amusing prank calls ...
Hello, it's Steve and it's been a while.
My roof collapsed recently with a mild rain shower and the contents of my attic (pine needles, animal pelts, and what could ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:02:00 GMT |
MILO: ONE FOR MY HOMEY |
PEOPLE, MILO, THE DOG, IS GONE ... moment of silence ... FOR REAL THIS TIME. NO TRICKS, NO FOOLIN' ... MY DOG BE DEAD LIKE. YEAH, CRAPPY. OK, SO SHE GOT HIT ... BY A CAR ... DRIVEN BY MY DAD ... IN...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:57:00 GMT |
new inspiration ... |
how did i forget this song ... download this song.
"Fishfuck" by GWAR
Fishfuck, baby
I wanna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take that river carp,
And ram it up your butt,
You slut,
You whore,
Why ar...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:22:00 GMT |
straight up gangsta |
To all y'all-s bitches in the crib, I say "YO"
Alright, I'm watching "Tupac: Ressurrection" for the first time, and I guess it should be said that I watched "Malibu's Most Wanted" earlier today, so I ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
Driving Under the Influence with Mindless Self Indulgence |
Well well, what have we here . . . a new blog? Sure seems like it. Where to begin. Well, Mindless Self Indulgence at Mr. Small's on 9/11 was a badass show. Hot bass player, wei...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:05:00 GMT |
