Keel Haulin Edmund Cutty

For those of you who don't know The Captain, I'm awesome. Really, in the true sense of the word AWESOME. I come across as arrogant, conceited, and way over confident. Thats just the way it is. Sorry, don't mean to offend you people that are in the non-awesome category, however, being truly awesome is a gift.I didn't ask for it. I was born this way. I simply wake up this way. It's a "condition" as I call it. I also have the "force". So if you don't want to be subjected to it, Get the EFF off off my website! Yours Truly, THE CAPTAIN!!!