deejayJOKER

I'm 25. I'm an MMA buff. Don't ever say "I'll fight you for it..." because I will. I have a gajillion records. I am a sample fiend. I socially smoke cohiba cigars. I am a computer nerd. I LOVE fights. I have that spiffy new cable phone from Time Warner. I live in the house I was born in. I have 4 guitars, 1 piano, 2 keyboard, 4 turntables and 1 microphone. I listen to albums before I buy them. I think colored slim jewel cases are tackey. Tech N9ne is my #1 dude. I'm also a millionaire. TOOL rocks. Make that a gajillion and 4 records. I'm 'bout to become a multimillionaire. Gangsters don't dance, they boogie. Dell's quality sucks, but at least they replaced my battery and charger for free. If you like to make music call me and we'll get the dopeness on. I wish I would win the frickin' MegaMillions lottery so I could just do music 24/7... although I'd probably still do my TV and Engineering jobs. Bootsy Collins is the shit. Fuck T-Pain for trying to dress like Bootsy Collins.