U KNO U GHETTO............... |
You pee in the shower.You bring your own food to the movies.You throw up the Southside on a glamour shot.You threw a pool party at a fire hydrant.Your Myspace name is a sentence.You describe people by...
Posted by BAE*BAE on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:20:00 PST |
Im That Bytch |
*i'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because i'm sleepy, but because i want to be closer to you...*i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom o...
Posted by BAE*BAE on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:48:00 PST |
For Real |
Month OneMommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.Mo...
Posted by BAE*BAE on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST |
spit or swallow |
i was in science class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm. A girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then. When she realized what she said her face became red with embarrasment. Then th...
Posted by BAE*BAE on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST |
Rules Of Flirting |
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're coldGuys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say" me too " or you'll give her your jacket... don't)Girls: Dur...
Posted by BAE*BAE on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST |
Bullshit Im Not A Liar |
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a ...
Posted by BAE*BAE on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:10:00 PST |
