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Marra

I am not cute!!!

About Me

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Things I know:

Dont name your pets or your children after characters from books. They develop major attitudes.

I can ride rollercoasters longer than anyone not trained to be an astronaut. I freaking should have BEEN an astronaut.

Green is the best color.
Librarians don't shush people. The louder a storytime program is, the better it's going.

My family is cute and funny. Especially my Grandpa. Funny weird. And just so you know, Grandpa is turning 93 this month.

I get my not cuteness from my family. I hope these pictures have proven it.

I collect names. Not normal names, but the horrible freakshow names parents curse their children with. My name means "bitter" so I feel this is a worthwhile hobby.

I am trying to promote my nickname as Baby Owl. No one thinks this is a good idea. Some people who are especially meanypants may use this as proof that I am actually loosing brain cells for each day that I am a children's librarian.

Once upon a time: A little kid told me I was A GENIUS...that was the greatest moment of my life, cause she was really excited about telling me that I was a genius.

I'm really glad that wearing cheesy novelty shirts is cool right now. My favorite shirt was a gift from my dad. Its a T-shirt that his high school girlfriend made for him. It says "I'm perfect." Thanks dad!

I have ended my 10 year imaginary relationship with David Duchovny. I'm sad, but I couldn't handle his bad choices in movie roles. So now I'm single. I heard he and Kira are in love now. Whatever.

My Interests

I like to tell stories. Sometimes they are true, sometimes they are embellished for dramatic effect. Usually they're funny. Occasionally they are not. As a children's librarian I spend many hours a week telling stories during storytime and even more hours reassuring people that there children really ARE special beautiful butterflies. That's a big, fat story.

I am interested in eating. Well, interested may be a stretch, but I do it alot. I blame other people.

I talk on the phone to excess.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Trucco...of course. But what girl wouldn't? I would like to thank my sponsors Voss and Lou for introducing us.

Music:

Robbie Robertson, U2, Prince, Bruce Springsteen, Indigo Girls, Carbon Leaf, Liz Phair, Harry Chapin, Guns n Roses, Michael Penn, Jennifer Knapp, the Cruel Intentions Soundtrack, Eminem, The Oak Ridge Boys, Tarkan, Meatloaf, Jackson Browne, Depeche Mode, They Might Be Giants, Nickel Creek, Michael Kelsey, Moxy Fruvous, Cat Stevens, Ryan Adams,local bands that channel Zepplin, Al Stewart, Paul Simon, The Beatles, Andrea Bocelli, Pearl Jam.
okokokok and I like Pink Floyd. But only becasue of Roger Waters
My IPod's name is Freddie. HE was sick for a few days, and I was frantic.
There's a nasty rumor going around that I'm obsessed with Justin Timberlake. This is weird. He's not cute and he sings like a girl. But I do find him strangely fascinating. Hmmm.

Movies:

"Everything is Illuminated." BRILLIANT. But I really love "Aliens" and have seen it more times than I feel it would be appropriate to admit. I force people to watch "Almost Famous" and "Playing By Heart."

Television:

If you call me during Lost or Battlestar Galactica I will answer and say something rude and then hang up. So don't do that!!! I remember watching TV and enjoying Sex and the City, Night Gallery, Amazing Race, House, Mystery Science Theater 3000, X-Files, 24, Survivor.Really, my TV has been sitting idle for ages. it probably misses me. Maybe I should wave at it when i come in the door and throw my coat over it.

Books:

It's a trade-secret, but librarians don't read. Serious. Ok, not serious. I read all the time, but it's usually children's books. And I usually read them to my boyfriend. He's twisted, so he likes it.

Garth Nix, Neil Gaiman, Patricia Cornwell, Maurice Sendak, Okay, really I prefer books with pictures. And I have a page limit. I loose interest after about page 170. David McCullough, David Sedaris, Philip Pullman, Terri Windling, Rosemary Wells, Jack Gantos, Orson Scott Card, Stephen Ambrose, Sandman comics, Malcolm Gladwell, Harry Potter, Libba Bray, books about Robin Hood or King Arthur, Calvin and Hobbes, Annie Dillard, Walter Dean Myers, and especially Robert Cormier. I like kids books and nonfiction about religion, politics, and society. I check out an enormous number of books every week, and never ever get them all read.

Heroes:

Bono, Alan Alda, Harry Chapin, Bill Watterson, Dan Rather...anyone who sees the world as filled with possibility and promise. And Doyne.And my brother for getting into MED SCHOOL!!!! and working his ass off to excel there :)

My Blog

Glueness

Zac has inspired me to blog my Berry Tales... Yesterday after storytime we had a craft, so what I get to do is go around to the kids and ohhh and ahh over their crafty creations.  The craft ...
Posted by Marra on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

Fort Funness

I haven't been in Fort Wayne for 7 days yet.  So I think its a bonus that I'm posting a blog of my exploits!!!  I've been watching a lot of TV lately.  Its fun.  I should be unpac...
Posted by Marra on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

Jobness

I like to think of myself as someone who performs in excellence under high pressure (all-night typing behind the computer) situations.  Someone who showcases an amazing ability to multitask (by f...
Posted by Marra on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST

Specialness

I did something dumb at work (not that this is a rarity).  I don't remeber what it was, I probably tripped over a book cart or something.  But my coworker looks at me and says "awww Marra y...
Posted by Marra on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

Concertness

Since I have a big paper due on October 6 i have been very effective at procrastinating lately.  And my favorite form of procrastination is going to concerts. Thursday Holly and I ventured to Laf...
Posted by Marra on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

Weirdness

Contrary to popular belief, I am not an expert on the subject.  But I realized today that I've just because jaded to weird things happening.  Its sort of like how I don't even notice ho...
Posted by Marra on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST